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Lifesarollercoaster123
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 4:05pm UTC

The Hunger Games
“Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.”
-Peeta Mellark

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LeA_HeRe
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 3:34pm UTC

i wonder if a boy
ever looks at me and thinks "wow, she's beautiful"

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goose2010
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:35pm UTC

Babe..... I think I'm Pregnant.
The AT&T Subscriber Yu Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service.
YOU KNOW YOU SPELLED "You" WRONG!!
The AT&T Subscriber You* Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service.
The AT&T Subscriber You* Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Peetafile (n.)
one who is utterly in love with Peeta, or, one who is in Team Peeta.
format by jimmy365

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StephanieKay97
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Goodbye!
See you later, alligator!
After while, crocodile!
In an hour, sunflower!
Maybe two, kangaroo!
Gotta go, buffalo!
Adiaos, hippos!
Chow chow, brown cow!
See you soon, baboon!
Adieu, cockatoo!
Better swish, jellyfish!
Chop chop, lolipop!
Gotta run, skeleton!
Bye-bye, butterfly!
Better shake, rattle snake!
Don't get wise bubble eyes, or ill knock you down to peanut size!
:]

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ilovetheboynextstatex98
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:26pm UTC

BEATLES(1978): " I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND."
CHRIS BROWN (2012): " I JUST WANNA SEE YOU STRIP."
YOU FAIL SOCIETY.

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totallynotacat*
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC

*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.

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glosoftballgirl
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
hes for me
not for you
if by chance
you take my place
I'll take my fist
and smash your
face
:)

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 10:41am UTC

Did you know?
The human brain cannot creat faces.
So if you see someone you don't know in a dream,
you have seen their face before.
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yourcool
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 8:10pm UTC

Wake up in the morning feeling like:
☐ P. Diddy.
☐ Like a G6.
☑ Burning my school down.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Free Samples:
5% thinking about buying the product.
95% FREE FOOD!!!!!

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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 12:37am UTC

Research has proven,
that if you're scared of spiders, you're more likley to find them in your bedroom.
I'm scared of hot guys with abs and flippy hair..
;)

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 9:44am UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Am I the only one
Who will spend 20 minutes trying to get my messy bun perfect?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 10:19am UTC

British:
'Ello beautiful. How are you my love?
Australian:
G'day mate!
Canadian:
Eh?
American:
Aye shawty, whaddup?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 10:34pm UTC

I like the people who can keep
the conversation going,
no matter how random the topics get.
tumblr/ format by jimmy365

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 1:09pm UTC

"Wow you're cool."
fav if you just read that in a sarcastic voice ッ

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The_Witty_Therapist
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Sometimes, it's not the person you miss
But its the feeling you had when you were with them.
♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:39pm UTC

'Bathtub' spelled backwards is still 'bathtub'.
It's not, but for a second there, you believed me.

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