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  1. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    I THINK, UH, IT'S
    okay for people to have opinons
    even though you're F*CKING WRONG
    - Felix Kjellberg (PewDiePie)

  2. StitchTheseWounds StitchTheseWounds
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    I want everyone
    to stick their middle fingers in the air and say fullck you to the mother fullckers who judge you for being you.

  3. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    How to attract the common white girl:
    - Sit in a circle of uggs
    - Pour Starbucks all over yourself
    -Play A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton really loud
    - Sit and wait


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    *Whispers* It's almost hoodie season
    *Yells* It’s almost hoodie season
    *Bursts through your door* It's almost hoodie season
    *Sweats* It’s always hoodie season if you try hard enough

  6. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it makes cracking and exploding noises then its cold, like why you gotta play me like that?

  7. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    Me: hello?? police?? IM GOING TO DIE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
    Police: YES WHAT IS IT WHATS GOING ON WHATS YOUR LOCATION
    Me: I DIDN'T GET TO GO TO VIDCON THIS YEAR HELP HELP HELPP MY LOCATION IS AT HOME WHY AM I NOT IN LA RIGHT NOW WHYYY

  8. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    My friend: accidentally purchases a $20 app about 'how to teach your kindergarten class how to read' omfg

  9. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    If i become a business owner
    in the future after everything i say or do i'll make sure to say "LIKE A BOSS"

  10. BeautyFromTheInside BeautyFromTheInside
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    I'm halfway through summer
    and I'm asking myself where the part I become attractive is

  11. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    Me as a 9 year old: i was on the computer for longer than 2 hours today, i better get outside right now! i can't believe i was on for that long!
    Me now: aw man i could only go on the computer for 17 hours today because apparently "you need food and sleep to function" so that took a couple hours ughh

  12. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    Last night i had a dream that I
    posted a really good quote but i accidentally posted it at the most inactive time on witty and the Top Now quote had one favorite and i was like oh my god i can't just delete my quote everyone's seen it by now and yeah it was traumatic

  13. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    b/tch who you callin immature i gave up stardoll 2 hours and 48 minutes ago


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. sapphireflames* sapphireflames*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    Once upon a time
    A few mistakes ago..

  16. Katee_ Katee_
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    How much does a hipster weigh?
    An i n s t a g r a m !

  17. LovingEmma LovingEmma
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    Build a bridge and
    destroy the middle,
    so that when you try to cross,
    you fall and die.
    -KINGSLEY

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