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JustDropItLikeItsHot
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November 12, 2011 4:14pm UTC

me: I HAVE TO PEE
computer: no. stay.
me: ok
me: I HAVE TO GO TO BED
computer: no. stay.
me: ok
mom: ITS TIME FOR DINNER
computer: no. stay.
me: ok
me: OH MY GOD THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
computer: no. stay
me: ok

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xPhantasyx
posted a quote
September 26, 2011 8:05pm UTC

Know That
While you're ignoring her, another guy is giving her attention.
While you're giving her problems, another guy is listening to her problems.
While you're too busy for her, another guy is making time for her.
Whole you're making her cry, another guy is trying to make her smile.
While you're not sure if you still want her, another guys already figured it out.

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AlSpazz
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 8:48am UTC

That one person
you want to throw an egg at. A brick shaped egg. Made of brick.
♥

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MissAnna
posted a quote
September 26, 2011 8:18pm UTC

N E V E R G I V E U P O N
a miracle.

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
September 26, 2011 8:44pm UTC

Don't make
fun of anyone for being anorexic, bulimic, or a cutter. She does that to herself, not to you.

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mrsjustinbieber
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 5:55pm UTC

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rachelinaballerina98
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC

Today;
(please read, long but worth reading)
Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

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Mollyyy
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 12:22am UTC

a room full of people; and you're always the first one that I look for.

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Mollyyy
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 8:17pm UTC

Am i pretty?(;
No.;)
So does that mean I'm beautiful?<3
No it means you're ugly.

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shortiee63
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 5:55pm UTC

"most peple waste there time
trying to find someone to sleep with,
instead of trying to find
SOMEONE WORTH WAKING UP TO"
-WIZ KHALIFA

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xhighwayunicorn
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 11:29am UTC

AMITHEONLYONE
That runs up the stairs on all fours like a deranged animal when no one else is home?

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 10:33am UTC

You're annoying,
Go stand over there.

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PartyHardy17
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 2:02am UTC

I cut myself almost everyday, i know i'm not popular on here so for every like ill go a day without cutting.

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xoxhollisterxox
posted a quote
February 19, 2011 8:24pm UTC

Break up playlist...
For the First Time - The script.
Nothing Left to Lose - The Pretty Reckless.
All She Knows - Bruno Mars.
My Black Dahlia - Hollywood Undead.
Just Tonight - The Pretty Reckless.
Impossible - Shontelle.
Haunted - Taylor Swift.
Need You Now - Lady Antebellum.
The Only Way that I Know how to Feel - Boys Like Girls.
Ghost - Cavo.
Breakeven - The Script.
Miserable at Best - Mayday Parade.
Last Kiss - Taylor Swift.
Bleed - Hot Chelle Rae.
Dear John - Taylor Swift.
Loser of the Year - LoveSick Radio.
Here by Me - 3 Doors Down.
A Drop in the Ocean - Ron Pope.
Runaway - Bruno Mars.
I Need a Doctor - Dr. Dre & Eminem.
Angels on the Moon - Thriving Ivory.
♥

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anonymouslover
posted a quote
August 21, 2010 7:44pm UTC

YOU WILL NEVER GET OVER YOUR
FIRST LOVE -------->
it doesn't matter how many other guys you date.
or how long it's been. you will never be over him.
you might tell your friends he was a "mistake"
because he broke your heart; but you don't mean it.
to you he was one of the best things that ever happened.
you'll try convincing yourself that you don't like him anymore
and maybe you don't
but there will always be some sort of feeling inside
of you that cares about him more than anything.
admit it; you'd take him back in a heartbeat.
you get jealous of the girls he flirts with.
you stay up wondering if he still feels what you do.
and you won't forget him because he was the first.
the first boy who stole your heart.
the first one you trusted and believed loved you back.
and all it takes is a simple memory of him
for you to break down and cry and realize
that you will never be over him.

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gracexo
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 1:04pm UTC

Dont hate me cuz im beautiful
Trust me, thats not why we hate you.
Format credit: Sandrasaurus

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MalloryIsAwesome
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 7:32am UTC

You will find a girl
prettier than me,
smart than me,
and funnier than me
BUT YOU WILL NEVER
Find a girl just like me.
♥

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xxjennaxx
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 1:49pm UTC

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anyone who favs ill follow you and put a quick note on your page ♥ leave a comment to, cause its easier that way! (:
im not doing this for favs, just bored :)

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allofthegoodusersweretaken
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 8:09pm UTC

I saw something that reminded me of you today. But don't worry.
I flushed the toilet and washed my hands.
nmf

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