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me: I HAVE TO PEE
computer: no. stay. 
me:  ok


me: I HAVE TO GO TO BED
computer: no. stay. 
me:  ok


mom: ITS TIME FOR DINNER
computer: no. stay. 
me:  ok


me: OH MY GOD THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
computer: no. stay
me:  ok

 

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me: I HAVE TO PEE computer: no. stay. me: ok me: I HAVE TO GO

1741 faves · 12 comments · Nov 12, 2011 4:14pm

JustDropItLikeItsHot

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JustDropItLikeItsHot


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SJayFresh · 1 decade ago
Haha! I freakkingg love this quote :P
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maddo143 · 1 decade ago
Lmfaoooo ;D
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lonely_one · 1 decade ago
LOL!
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kyliedawes · 1 decade ago
ha the next one shuld be i got to ..heaven no stay!!!!!!
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TuckersGirl · 1 decade ago
LMFAO LMFAO
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Cutecat0413 · 1 decade ago
lmao :D
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wittyquotesgurl · 1 decade ago
LMFAO LMFAO
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justmyself · 1 decade ago
bahaha i love this(:
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littlemissmee · 1 decade ago
this made me spit my drink out:')
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ImmaBeWitty · 1 decade ago
lmaao
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carolcheer · 1 decade ago
lol!
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GymnastBabee97 · 1 decade ago
i lol'ed at this.. :D
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