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  1. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    In Every Scary Movie,
    The victim is like,
    " H e l l o ? "
    As if the killer is gonna say,
    " Y e a h I ' m i n t h e k i t c h e n, w a n t a s a n d w i c h? "
    nmf

  2. Kizzie29 Kizzie29
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Witty I need your help - please read.
    6 weeks ago yesterday (Monday) my nanny was diagonsed with stomach cancer & she promised us she'd fight it. It broke my heart when we found out, but when the doctor told her it had not only spread, but where it had gone to was also terminal, 2 days later she told us she couldn't bare the pain anymore so she wanted to give up - she didn't want to live. She was sedated on Saturday night and she's been fast asleep ever since. Everytime someone holds her hand she raises her other hand to show she's communicating, and when someone talks to her, she tries to talk back.
    I remember all the times we'd cook jam tarts together, or I'd go into her room at night and talk to her about my day and about the people I'd spoken to. Those days aren't coming back, and I need you guys and you support.

  3. averagegirl97 averagegirl97
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    In every relationship,There is the Boy, the GirlThe Jelous ex And the best friend who secretly wants it all to end♥

  4. bobfinkle bobfinkle
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    First you meet him.
    You think: What a weirdo.
    Then you find out he likes you...
    And suddenly he's amazing.
    Favourite is this has happened to you <3
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. Skysfalling99 Skysfalling99
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Making random noises when your home alone and thinking if anyone ever heard you they would put you in a mental institution.

  6. shaye2017 shaye2017
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    ALRIGHT, ADMIT IT EVERY TIME YOU WEAR A OVERSIZED SWEATSHIRT WITH A HOOD
    YOU HAVE THE SUDDEN URGE TO SWING YOUR ARMS AND YELL "GANGSTA!"

  7. brispiin* brispiin*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    i've always wanted to be one of those people who really didn't care
    much about what people thought about them; but i just don't
    think i am.
    -harry styles-
    fave this if this broke your heart </3

  8. kewlss35 kewlss35
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    A girl goes back in time
    and kills her 2 year old grandmother [x][x][x ]
    This means that the girl Never Existed♥
    but if she never existed,
    (((( then she never killed her grandma
    Mind = blown

  9. stephlovesyouu_ stephlovesyouu_
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:23pm UTC
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    "I only speak the truth,
    but i guess that's a
    foreign language to y'all."
    -Lil Wayne♥
    nmq|format by the_An0nym0usXD

  10. DuckAddictant DuckAddictant
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    ----------------------------------
    LETS BE HONEST HERE..
    who else thought Spongebob's parents were cookies?
    ---------------------------------

  11. lexichavez1 lexichavez1
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    ✿__✿__✿__✿__✿__✿
    a r eal man
    doesn't need to undo your top to get a better view of your heart.
    Text here text here text here DdSDDrake<3
    ✿__✿__✿__✿__✿__✿

  12. Sadprettygirl247 Sadprettygirl247
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    My grandma died today.
    it is her birthday in a week she would have been 100.
    If i get at least 100 faves, i know she will always be with me, and she will know people care.
    thank you <33333333333333

  13. neversaynever40 neversaynever40
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    A teenage boy in my town has Leukemia.
    He used to look so happy, now he is so ill. All skin and bones.My heart breaks for his family.
    Kick cancer in the butt,Tucker. :)
    Fav if you support him & his family </3

  14. SoftballStar411 SoftballStar411
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:50am UTC
    "If you could change your name what would you change it to?"HARRY:ColinZAYN:JoeyLIAM:IanLOUIS:NorrisNIALL:Michael Buble

  15. clarabeara clarabeara
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    You should fave this quote
    'C a u s e y o u k n o w ,
    Y O L O
    NMF, MYQUOTE

  16. mostwouldbehappy mostwouldbehappy
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Spongebob: Patrick can you hear me?
    Patrick: no, it's too dark.

  17. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    & Does anybody else still remember
    The Naked Brothers Band?

  18. KrissyMchotness KrissyMchotness
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Funny how a melody
    Sounds lik e a memor y

  19. Kennediismyname Kennediismyname
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    National Suicide Prevention Hotline
    1-800-273-8255
    favorite, repost, anything.
    you could save someone's life.
     

  20. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 9:18pm UTC
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    Anyone else
    what to know what happened
    to Chase and Zoey?
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