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  1. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    I used to think Plankton was weird for marrying his computer.
    Now I am Plankton.

  2. KatieeLovesYouu KatieeLovesYouu
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    WE HAD HOMEWORK ?
    ⊙_⊙

  3. martingirl456 martingirl456
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    you're 11.
    What reasons do you have to be depressed?

  4. martingirl456 martingirl456
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Deleting your facebook is like running away;
    You do it for attention... and you end up back here in 20 minutes.

  5. yogabbagabba97 yogabbagabba97
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    hey i just met you, and this is crazy
    but here's my number, so call me
    maybe! <3

  6. Abbjess789 Abbjess789
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    I hate when people say ,
    "don't textttt♥".
    Like... I wasn't going to text you anyways

  7. smallzx88 smallzx88
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    KONY
    2012
    http://vimeo.com/37119711
    PLEASE WATCH AND FAV.
    This NEEDS to end.
    Spread the word.

  8. lexiboo lexiboo
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Those teachers that you swear are having an affair ...

  9. BlueTears8 BlueTears8
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    I hate when you invite someone to your house for the first time,
    and they say,
    "Wow, are you rich or something?"
    way to make someone feel awkward..

  10. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Pretendingtosmokepretzelsticks

  11. LilyTree LilyTree
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Did You Know #4
    The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes.
    Fav if you take longer
    format by: Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE

  12. starfhish_10 starfhish_10
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote
    if your name is Dacey or Hunter.

  13. ifrolicktheoasis ifrolicktheoasis
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Common sense is a lot like
    deodorant.
    The people who need it most, never use it.

  15. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Friend: Hey you're blocking the view!
    Me: B*tch I AM the view.
    nmf

  16. liebexoxo liebexoxo
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    ♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥
    A Cruel Man;
    killed a student/friend this morning
    by a gun and fire.
    fav. if you think this is so wrong. if you do i will
    show my devestated friend to make him smile.
    please I need the ♥'s overflowing to fill up his
    heart to tell him everything will be okay.
    RIP lil freshy&family♥
    you will never be forgotten
    ~[once a warrior, always a warrior]~
    ♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥
    Format by twilightgirl995

  17. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    NO MATTER HOW OLD I AM
    if I see an open swing, I will run to it
    like a freaking cheetah

  18. thesewoundswontseemtoheal thesewoundswontseemtoheal
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    *Please Read This
    My sister has been fighting depression for two years now. Last summer she was rapped by her ex boyfriend. When I found out I was beyond upset. For a long time it was hard to imagine that someone could do this and cause her so much pain. Over the past year she was admitted to several different hospitals eleven times. She is only fourteen years old, no one deserves to live this way. It kills me to know how much pain she is in. I love her beyond belief. If you are still reading this I love you so much. Please favorite this for her, I'd love to see her smile when I tell her how many people care about her.
    Fav for Kimmi<3

  19. cndcdancer97 cndcdancer97
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    I'M GOING FOR A RUN,
    a temple run.

  20. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    When someone smells nice,
    it automatically makes them more attractive
    NFM/FMQ

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