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  1. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Is it only me, or does every house have it's own particular smell.

  2. dancergrl101 dancergrl101
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    I
    staring at a dead body in
    a movie to see
    if you can catch them
    moving/breathing :p
    Format credit - RunawayRachel (:

  3. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 6:44am UTC
    • • • • • •
    That fml moment, When you are paired with-> the kid that does no work <-
    Format credit - RunawayRachel

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    It feels a lot better when
    Strangers randomly compliment you
    Than when one of your friends does.
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  5. swimmyshark swimmyshark
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    How week days pass?
    M O N D A Y
    T U E S D A Y
    W E D N E S D A Y
    T H U R S D A Y
    FRISATSUN

  6. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    love is giving
    someone the power to destroy you,
    but trusting them not to.
    NMF

  7. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    My Fist is in a relationship with Your Face
    ♥ about a minute ago • Like • Comment • See Friendship


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. dave franco* dave franco*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Me: Can you grow please?
    Hair: NO
    Boobs: NO
    Stomach: Okay!
    not my format♥

  10. Shine_With_Me Shine_With_Me
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Could you just
    Shut up and kiss me? Thanks..♥

  11. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Sweetheart,
    Your relationship ended.
    Not your life.

  12. beenXthereXdoneXthat beenXthereXdoneXthat
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    I wonder if people complain
    when they have an assigned seat next to me.

  13. Abbjess789 Abbjess789
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 11:29am UTC
    Durring the Summer:
    "Everyday Im Shuffling"
    Durring The Winter:
    "Everyday Im Shoveling"

  14. theycallherlove theycallherlove
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Remembering Spongebob! !!
    Is mayonnaise an instrument?
    Did you set it to wumbo?
    Its not just a boulder... It's a rock!
    My names..not... RICK!!
    He was number 1!
    All hail the magic conch! Ololololo!
    Krabs is a *dolphin noise*
    You ate my candybar!
    The "painty raid"
    I ripped my pants
    "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "NO, this is Patrick!"
    Mega Weenie Monday.
    Fave if you aarrremember! !!

  15. iluvsummer iluvsummer
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    We All
    have that one friend that is always texting

  16. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    Dog: Bark
    Me: Bark
    Dog:Bark
    Me:Bark
    *Dog walks away*
    Me: Sorry did I offend you?

  17. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 12:03am UTC
    A girl's laughter
    Is much more cheerful than a boy's.
    But a boy's cry
    Is much more meaningful than a girl's.

  18. Victoria13 Victoria13
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Notifications:
    1
    Imma be famous someday!

  19. lynnsweets143 lynnsweets143
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    the day lady gaga
    wears a normal
    outfit is the day
    i'll stop loving you

  20. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    Dear Girls,
    If a guy pauses a video game just to text you back...
    Marry him.
    (Audition for my witty collab channel on youtube...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4tQYoxGVV4
    jimmy365 format!:)

:)

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