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martingirl456

1. martingirl456
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2012 6:40pm UTC
   Deleting your facebook is like running away;
   You do it for attention... and you end up back here in 20 minutes.
   
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2. martingirl456
   posted a quote
   January 15, 2012 5:17pm UTC
   you're 11.
   What reasons do you have to be depressed?
   
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3. martingirl456
   posted a quote
   January 14, 2012 8:02pm UTC
   Mom;
   I'm wearing skinny jeans.
   If I can't get them off,
   neither can the rapist.
   
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4. martingirl456
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2012 5:18pm UTC
   Her Mouth Tells You One Thing
   But Her Eyes Tell You Another
   
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5. martingirl456
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2012 5:10pm UTC
   The More You Learn About Someone
   The More Attractive They Become
   
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6. martingirl456
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2012 8:24pm UTC
   Unless your
   name is
   GOOGLE
   Don't Pretend Like You Know Everything
   NMF
   
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7. martingirl456
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2012 8:20pm UTC
   my hair actually looked nice for once.
   ...
   But then I went outside
   
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8. martingirl456
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2012 4:26pm UTC
   My Cat;
   Listens to me.
   Never calls me crazy.
   The Only Man I'll Ever Need.
   
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9. martingirl456
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2012 10:40pm UTC
   When I'm texting you
   you tell me you're tired
   and I ask you If I should let you sleep
   You're not supposed to say
   "yeah"
   
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10. martingirl456
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    Click The Picture Not The Link
    That's Okay; I wasn't gonna do either
    nmff.
    
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11. martingirl456
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    Drunk Words
    ARE JUST
    SOBER THOUGHTS
    
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12. martingirl456
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    anything that resembles a ball . .
    Actually anything remotely round that resembles a ball...
    Hell..
    Anything random lying on the ground
    will. be. kicked.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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13. martingirl456
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    Being So close to someone
    that you insult each other all the time,
    and never get offended.
    
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14. martingirl456
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    Life doesn't have a remote.
    you have to get up
    And change it yourself.
    
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15. martingirl456
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    Right now
    Is the
    oldest you've
    >>>> Ever been
    And the youngest
    you'll ever be, <<<<
    
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16. martingirl456
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    I dream of a better world.
    where chickens can cross the road
    without their motives being questioned.
    credits to swimmyshark :D
    
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17. martingirl456
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    *i could taste the tention like a cloud of smoke in the air*
    
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18. martingirl456
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    I'm captivated by you baby; like a
    firework
    show
    
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19. martingirl456
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    My Alphabet;
    A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-ELEMENO-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y AND Z.
    
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20. martingirl456
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    The Way You Move Is Like
    aFullOnRainStorm
    And i'm a house of cards
    
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