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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    FAVE IF YOU'VE CRIEDso hard that you couldn't breathePROPERLY.
    nmf - MissAnna

  3. Shining_Star56 Shining_Star56
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    Disney should make a hairless princess;
    [♥] So that littlle girls with cancer can'feel beautiful.

  4. clicktheheartif clicktheheartif
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Hey, you there!
    Can you stop scrolling
    for just a second;
    and click the heart for...
    the ones who lost
    their lives on
    Sept. 11, 2001.

  5. jessicaaak jessicaaak
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    counting people in class
    to see which paragraph you have to read out loud.

  6. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    WHEN I SAY I WON'T TELL ANYONE,
    MY BEST FRIEND DOESN'T COUNT.

    N NMF.

  7. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  8. ShoutingYourName ShoutingYourName
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    A boy's sleepy voice
    is seriously the sexiest shittt ever.

  9. katieXOalice katieXOalice
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Fav if;
    You are shorter than
    5'8...
    :D

  10. singxlovex4 singxlovex4
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    My 21 year old brother
    had prom a few weeks ago.
    My brother has Down Syndrome..
    He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
    Fav if you think that's adorable♥

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    What if your pillow
    Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
    You could plug it into your computer
    And watch them over again.

  12. xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    Suicide Hotline-
    1-800-273-8255
    Favorite if you are willing to save
    some ones life by favoriting this quote.

  13. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    Did you know?
    Its impossible to say
    "Good Eye Might"
    without sounding Australian?
    (favorite if you tried it)

  14. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC
    Favorite this quote if..
    You're in the middle of heartbreak.
    You're battling cancer.
    You've lost a friend.
    You've changed this year.
    You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
    You've been bullied this year.
    You've been cheated on.
    Someone in your family has died.
    Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
    You've gotten major surgery this year.
    You're depressed.
    Favorite this quote if..
    you're going through something that no one could
    ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
    so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.

  15. Blondie_Miss Blondie_Miss
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Please go on iCarly.com
    {♥} if you remember where that is from!

  16. AMpandy99 AMpandy99 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly then how did it fall off in the first place?

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    No matter how old you are,
    when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.

  18. YoloMotto YoloMotto
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    To all the kids that say.
    "I didn't study."
    and
    "I'm going to fail"
    Then end up with the best grades in the class...well your liars
    nmf/yes my quote

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic.
    Last scene: him going underwater.
    1st Scene in Inception: he wakes up on a beach

  20. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    They should invent
    a treadmill with a laptop built
    in and the internet wouldn't
    work unless you were actually
    walking and if you wanted to
    download something you had
    to run and the faster you run
    the faster it downloads.
    I'd buy it and lose so
    much weight.

:)

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