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cheerchic9711
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 11:21am UTC

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To do list,
~ Wear a shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on a street corner.
~Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
~Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
~Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face.
~Make vanilla pudding. Put into Mayo container. Eat in public.
~Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C" and watch the show.
~Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
~Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
~Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I've been expecting you.."
~Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
~Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help!" I've been turned into a parrot."
~Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Birthday then:
Wow! Look at all of these presents!
Birthday now:
Wow! Look at all of these notifications
my old quote(:♥

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gwenythadele
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 4:11pm UTC

when I walk out of the shop
this is what I see
not again
Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin at me
I GOT A LOAF IN MY HAND AND I AINT AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
are you done?
IM PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT
**tumblr, nmf**

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soccer4lifee14
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 5:18pm UTC

We found coke in a
Dopeless place.
Format credit: DamnnTaylerx

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 4:33pm UTC

Today I
walked up to the girl I like , rubbed her back, and said
"I thought angels had wings"
fave if you want a guy like me in your life

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sarikapokerface
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 2:03pm UTC

click to see this quote

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LilaLove99
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 3:57pm UTC

☐ Single
☐ Taken
☐ Waiting on Justin Bieber
☑ Laughing at the 9 million girls who are going to die alone because they picked the box above.

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Writergal96
posted a quote
October 11, 2011 10:30am UTC

Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else's pathunless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. By all meansyou should follow that path.-Ellen Degeneres♥{Format Credit: Kara008}

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Chellsey
posted a quote
October 11, 2011 6:38am UTC

I want to make your day,
so favorite this and I
will write something
really nice in your
comments.
I promise I will go to every single
persons profile until I'm done!
Favorite this ♥
When I come home from school today, their better
be a lot of favorites, only because I'm in a good mood
and I wanna make people happy♥

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 8, 2011 10:11pm UTC

MY DEFINITIONS #10:
Irony (noun) : dropping your iPhone in apple juice.
♥♥♥♥♥

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 8, 2011 10:23pm UTC

MY DEFINITIONS #11:
"Go make me a sandwich!" (phrase) : I am a lonely, single teenage boy without a better punch line.
♥♥♥♥♥

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irishkell96
posted a quote
October 8, 2011 5:01pm UTC

On a scale 1-100, how mature are you?
...69 ;)
-_-

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MGordonn
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 6:16pm UTC

I have this weird condition that makes me eat when I can't sleep… it’s called Insom-nom-nom-nia

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Althearose
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 12:26am UTC

I'm a good enough person
to forgive you,
But a smart enough person to never trust you again. ♥
nmf/nmq I just love it

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itsagirlsworld93
posted a quote
July 10, 2011 1:25am UTC

Break
Break -Up Playlist
After All That, It's Come To This - Amos the Transparent
All Again For You - We the Kings
All I Wanted - Paramore
Arms of Sorrow - Killswitch Engage
Back to December - Taylor Swift
Behind These Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson
Better Days - Goo Goo Dolls
Better Than Me - Hinder
Better Than Revenge - Taylor Swift
Bleed - Hot Chelle Rae
Blind - Ke$ha
Bliss (I Don't Wanna Know) - Hinder
Blue Jeans & White T-Shirts - The Gaslight Anthem
Blurry - Puddle of Mudd
Breathe - Taylor Swift
Breathe (2 AM) - Anna Nalick
Broken - Lifehouse
Broken - Seether
Broken Man - Boys Like Girls
Bury Your Head - Saosin
By The Way - Hinder
Cold As You - Taylor Swift
Come In With The Rain - Taylor Swift
Dancing With Tears In My Eyes - Ke$ha
Dear Agony - Breaking Benjamin
Dear John - Taylor Swift
Do You Know? (The Ping Pong Song) - Enrique Iglesias
Fall For Your Type - Drake
Far Away - Nickelback
The First One - Boys Like Girls
For the First Time - The Script
Forever - Papa Roach
Forever and Always (Piano Version) - Taylor Swift
Franklin - Paramore
Give Me A Sign - Breaking Benjamin
Gives You Hell - All American Rejects
Grenade - Bruno Mars
The Harold Song - Ke$ha
Haunted - Taylor Swift
Heart Heart Heartbreak - Boys Like Girls
Heartbreak Warfare - John Mayer
Heels Over Head - Boys Like Girls
Here Without You - 3 Doors Down
I Never Told You - Colbie Caillat
I Run To You - Lady Antebellum
I Told You So - Carrie Underwood
If This Was a Movie - Taylor Swift
If You Only Knew - Shinedown
Invisible - Taylor Swift
Just A Dream - Carrie Underwood
Kiss N' Tell - Ke$ha
Last Kiss - Taylor Swift
Marvin's Room (Can't Do Better) - Jojo
Mr. Brightside - The Killers
My Curse - Killswitch Engage
My Heart - Paramore
My Sacrifice - Creed
Never Had the Courage - Chase Coy
Not Meant To Be - Theory of a Deadman
The Only One in Color - Trapt
Papercut - Apollo Drive
Playing God - Paramore
Pretty Song - One-Eyed Doll
Right Here - Staind
Running Away - Hoobastank
Save Me - Shinedown
Scars - Papa Roach
The Scientist - Coldplay
See No More - Joe Jonas
Send the Pain Below - Chevelle
The Shake (Awful Feeling) - American Heart
Should've Said No - Taylor Swift
So Far Away - Staind
Story of Us - Taylor Swift
Swing Life Away - Rise Against
Tell Me Why - Taylor Swift
Thinking of You - Katy Perry
Too Close For Comfort - McFly
A Rainy Day Song - Chase Coy
Wait for Me - Theory of a Deadman
The Way I Loved You - Taylor Swift
We Are Broken - Paramore
What She's Looking For - Chase Coy
Where I Stood - Missy Higgins
When It Rains - Paramore
White Horse - Taylor Swift
Why I Hate Goodbye - Destrophy
You Won't Find This - Carrie Underwood
21 Guns - Greenday

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ieunice
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 2:32pm UTC

♥ im only
lazy
on days that en with
"Y"

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augustiverde
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 3:04pm UTC

Stay mad as long as you can.
because once you're not mad anymore, it hurts. it hurts like hell.
& once it hurts that bad, you can't make yourself mad anymore.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Kalliefornia
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 6:34pm UTC

It's not the goodbye that hurts
but the flashbacks that follow <<<

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