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ieunice

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Member Since: 8 May 2011 02:52pm

Last Seen: 25 Jun 2013 05:17pm

Location: Nashville, TN

Gender: F

user id: 172565

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  1. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    Me: He's a very funny guy
    Friend: Like the mushroom
    Me: ...
    Friend: A fun-gi

  2. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    TODAY I WENT TO APPLEBEES
    and at the one I go to they have this giant plastic pony. Halfway through eating I turn and see a 4 year old boy beating it with a spoon saying, "Why. Won't. You. Turn. Into. A. Unicorn." Hitting it after each word. I have high hopes for this kid!

  3. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    yesterday,
    Yesterday my friends gave me a life sized cutout of Ron Weasley. Today my dad has been moving it around the house, making Ron do "real things". He has just moved him to be staring out the window...right at our neighbors porch where they are eating dinner. My dad is cool.
    MLIA.

  4. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 12:41am UTC
    Fave if your ending
    the year single

    LIKE A BOSS!
    nmf

  5. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    I don't need easy, I need posible ♥
    -s o u l s u r f e r
    nmf

  6. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    We found dove in a soapless place :)
    format credit: damnnTaylerx

  7. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    don't try this at home
    try it at a friends home.
    nmf.

  8. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    11.11.11
    11:11
    who didn't miss it?♥
    <3.nmf

  9. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    DEAR FACE WASH
    comericals
    nobody smiles
    while washing
    THEIR FACE
    SINCERELY.
    -Soapy Mouth.
    nmf(:

  10. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    LOOKING
    at your
    text books
    and thinking
    WHAT A WASTE of TREE
    nmf(:

  11. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    º
    ._____________________.
    ♒ ˘ ♒ it's a whale.
    ♒ ♒ ♒ ♒ ˘
    ♒ ˘ ♒ ˘ ♒

  12. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 12:53am UTC
    Find the gay person
    ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
    ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
    .
    can't do it can you? it's cause they're humans too

  13. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 12:25am UTC
    Am I the only
    one that takes 87328722 candies when the
    bowl says TAKE ONE..
    nmf

  14. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 10:04pm UTC
    Spongebob: "Patrick, can you hear me?"
    Patrick:
    "No, it's too dark."
    :)

  15. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    I'm perfectly fine, trust me.

  16. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    i am not weird.
    i am limited edition

  17. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    i told
    I told my mom that i broke into a homeless man's house... she grounded me. O_O?

  18. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    witty
    girls,
    here's what i have to say about fuckkkyeahhh "beautiful contest." witty is a place for girls to escape reality, to be themselves. to not worry about their looks, or their home life, or their friends. witty is a place girls can be THEIRSELVES. and you're taking that away from them, because on witty everyone is beautiful. completely, absolutely perfect in there own way. you're making witty more judgemental by the minute. "oh, she's beautiful, she's ugly, she doesn't get to be on the list" you're making girls feel like sh*t. so please. just stop.
    ^^ credit to Megan aka. GETin_THEVAN
    fave if you are against this & think this "beautiful contest" is pure crap.
    nmf|credit to Megan for the amazing comment

  19. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    insane fac t #7
    a law in alaska says you can't look at a moose from an airplane
    don't believe me? google it.
    format credit to: fatassmuffin

  20. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    insane fac t #6
    a 17 year old girl from Miami, Florida started to sneeze
    on January 4, 1966 & continued it until June 8 1966
    don't believe me? google it.
    format credit to: fatassmuffin

:)

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