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  1. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    There is no "we" in food.

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    even if being gay was a choice...
    so what? people choose to be ×ssholes,
    »»»» and they can get married...

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 12:15am UTC
    I was going to hug Niall Horan's
    GIRLFRIEND, BUT THEN
    I hit the mirror.

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    b a b y w h e n t h e y l o o k u p a t t h e s k y
    we'll be shooting stars just passing by
    you'll be coming home with me tonight
    WE'LL BE BURNING UP LIKE NEON LIGHTS♥

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    format by cloudlings credits please do not remove. please do not remove the credit (do not remove this section either)! thank you :-)
    There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once, I'll never be the same.

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Other girls; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Looks like sexgod*
    Me; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Hello raccoons I believe we're family*

  7. JossiieeRae JossiieeRae
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    And I keep telling myself "he'll like you when you're skinny".


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    Remember me?
    I was your friend,
    when you were single.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    Kris was born in Dubuque, Iowa. Her mother passed away from lukeimia when she was around 13. Her brother committed suicide when she was a young age, also.. Her father remarried. She went to a Catholic school all her life. After graduating, she attended college and decided that it wasn't for her.
    She was a waitress for about a year and then joined the Air Force. She was stationed in Witchita, Kansas where she met a man named Ted. They were married on November 14, when they were both 21. Because they were both in the Air Force, they moved to Okinawa, Japan, Sacramento, California, and Abilene, Texas. She left the Air Force while living in Texas.
    When in Abilene, after having tried for years, the couple finally concieved twins. At 7 months pregnant, Kris became very sick, most likely having pnemonia. At 7 months her water broke early and they feared she may die in labor, she was even read her last rights. Luckily, she gave birh to a son and daughter who, after extensive medical treatment, became healthy children.
    The family moved to Eagle River, Alaska. After two or three years of living there, Ted had to leave to go to Italy because of the Kosovo War. After a couple weeks of taking care of two toddlers by herself, Kris went down to Leominster, Massachusetts to stay with her in-laws. They day before the three left, however, her daughter stopped breathing and she was rushed to the hospital. The girl was fine after treatment and the family left as planned.
    About a year or two after Ted returned, he was stationed in New Jersey. There, after having served 21 years in the military, he retired. After Kris recieved a job offer in Oro Valley, Arizona. After two years of living there, the couple decided to move to Massachusetts so their children could know at least one side of the family.
    The family has been living there ever since. Every day, Kris selflessly helps her children through everything, even if they don't make things the easiest on her.
    Happy Mothers Day. I love you mom.

  11. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 11:13pm UTC
    THIS LEGIT HAPPENED
    AT SCHOOL TODAY.
    Boys next to my locker: You should have said to her "Ohhh you want the D?!"
    Random girl walking in the hallway talking to her friends: "... and I was like yes i want that soooo bad!! Please!!"

  12. xochaarlotteexoo xochaarlotteexoo
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    i just love those weekends where you don't do anything. oh wait, that's every weekened.

  13. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
    yeah well BIG D.I.CKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

  14. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    When girls complain about having small boobs,
    and say they're going to get a boob job, I just laugh. You're all fùcking stupid. Yeah, get one then go running, see how soon you regret that decision. Those damn things be bouncing everywhere. Be careful, you might black your eye.

  15. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    "You're fat."
    That's fine. I know I'm bigger than a girl my age should be, and it's hardly like I try to hide it or anything. You haven't hurt me; all you've done is shown me that you can state the obvious. Because it's not really that offensive to me - I've always been chubby. I was a chubby child, so why is it so shocking that I grew up to be a chubby teenager? Don't misunderstand; I think you're a rude asshat and my respect for you just plummeted. However, I myself am okay. I can lose the weight if I want to - I can go running, I can do push-ups every night, I can monitor what I eat so I don't eat more than I need to. I can manage all that just fine, if I want to. And it's fine if you see me checking the calory count on something and label me with an eating disorder, because I know I don't have one. If my weight affects my health, or if I can't stand it, guess what? I will change it myself. Your input, advice and observations are neither needed nor wanted. Now, instead of worrying about me and how I look, why don't you put more effort into being the person you want to be and leave me alone? I'm happy with being 'fat'.

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    I ' l l b e t h e r e
    in the back of your mind
    From the day we met
    TO THE VERY LAST NIGHT♥///
    And it's just too bad you already had the best days
    THE BEST DAYS OF YOUR LIFE

  17. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    ♥ ι 've ғαlleɴ ғor yoυr eyeѕ вυт тнey doɴ'т ĸɴow мe yeт....


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Do these genes make me look fat?

  20. HeyImWeird HeyImWeird
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    And if you can't how beautiful you are, get a better mirror, look a little closer, stare a little longer.

:)

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