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jimmy365
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February 16, 2012 4:39pm UTC

If history repeats itself,
I am so getting a dinosaur
nmf

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mayday
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January 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

You have no idea how happy I get when
the phone rings and its you.
microwave beeps and my food is ready.

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Pegasister18
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January 8, 2012 6:51pm UTC

Did. Your. Voice. Pause. When. You. Read. This?

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theunicorn
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January 8, 2012 6:27pm UTC

HELLO
I'm
Your next
girlfriend.

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tylerr
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 8:20pm UTC

my dad got this gun app on his phone,
so now whenever he's mad at me, he shoots me.
lol cool.

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nikkiparentrox
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January 7, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Maybe its maybelline...
Or maybe its photoshop
Who knows?

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soccerloverx03x
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January 8, 2012 12:46pm UTC

"Low battery connect charger"
Um.. your a smart phone connect yourself.
not my format♥

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xobrianna8397
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 4:51pm UTC

Are you crying?
No. I'm pretending to be a fountain.

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NorthernLights_*
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 4:49pm UTC

What did the ocean say to the ocean?
what ?
Nothing they just waved
oh
Did you sea what i did there?
no
Im shore you did
how do you even have friends?
Don't be such a beach.
NMF

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Last Serenade*
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January 7, 2012 3:16pm UTC

It must have been awkward for Voldemort's parents to play
..."Got Your Nose"...

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Blurryface*
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January 8, 2012 3:55pm UTC

I need a thinking spot.
I do believe Pooh's was a log. If you have one of those lying around.
Let me go get mine from my closet. Wait, Narnia's in there.
I'm sure they have logs.
They do, but it's hard to concentrate there. What, with all the talking animals and fauns and kings and queens and white witches running about.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Yawning is your bodys way of saying
"10% battery remaining"

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Cop: When is your birthday?
Me: April 20th
Cop: What year?
Me: Every year.
Cop: Well played.....
lol fav if you get it:)

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The_Witty_Therapist
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January 4, 2012 5:24pm UTC

DEAR PARANOID PEOPLE WHO CHECK BEHING THEIR SHOWER CURTIANS FOR MURDERERS,
IF YOU DO FIND ONE,, WHATS YOUR
PLAN?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Yuri
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January 4, 2012 8:22pm UTC

Finishing a presentation in class
"So... yeah."

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shawtty
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January 4, 2012 6:02pm UTC

me : im going to sleep
tv : lol but good shows are on
ipod : sleep? wait, is that a new app?!
sleeping position: lol im not gonna be comfortable
mind : what's the meaning of life though ?
tempurature : lol its too hot , nahh now its cold. . . nvm its hot again
scary noises : oh you said be louder ? okay.
me : why .

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ColorMyWorld401
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January 4, 2012 8:38pm UTC

*Phone ringing*
SHHH, GUYS ITS MY MOM!

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emma21
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January 4, 2012 8:29pm UTC

I 'm an endangered species. it's called
teenage virgin

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