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soccertrack
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February 22, 2013 3:37pm UTC

Plagiarism (noun) - Getting in trouble for something you didn't do.

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soccertrack
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March 16, 2013 1:47pm UTC

Awkward (adjective) - Accidentally 'liking' your crush's status from two years ago on Facebook.

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soccertrack
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March 16, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Ice cream truck (noun) - Something worth running after.

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aligatorskys
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 9:01pm UTC

when were together hours feel like seconds
but when were apart days feels like years

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BlackButterflies
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January 29, 2013 8:25pm UTC

oh my god guys i'm in a cafe on my own and this massive group of popular guys i know just walked in
i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser. because i am sitting here like a loser
one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
...
...
he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
which they're not.
because they don't exist.
because they're not real.
i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
but i have a coffee
and it's caramel flavoured
and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
don't judge me, i eat like twelve grown men
why do bad things happen to good people?
maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
help help help help help
i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
i'm not a time machine
i wish i was a time machine.
abort abort abort

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Me in class where I have friends
Teacher: I will pick your partner!
Me in a class where im a complete loner.
Teacher: alright pick your partner!! :)

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smilex0
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December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC

when i'm in the car
and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

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xBeautifulDngerx
posted a quote
April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
-xBeautifulDngerx

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Little Wolf*
posted a quote
July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC

Only ninjas can read this quote.
Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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candygirl2
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January 23, 2013 8:15pm UTC

Before I go let me remind you what you're waiting for, before you go could you love just a little bit more, one more time?

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stay_strong1234
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 8:17pm UTC

Would you like some sun ?
>>>>>> Because you're shady as f*ck .

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sierra17
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 8:15pm UTC

So, witty is meant to express yourself, right?
Well in my opinion, it is just completely wrong to say gay marriage shouldn't be allowed. And I'm sorry if your beliefs disagree, but really?
Love is love.
whether it be woman & man, man & man, or woman & woman.
Love Is Love.
No matter the gender.
If you disagree...
then I couldn't imagine what I'd be like to believe in something so wrong.
But that's just my opinion. So don't hate please.

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
posted a quote
June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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fuckyeahquotes
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July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC

click to see this quote

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