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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 3:18pm UTC

My sister literally has a list of guys who like her.
My sister is told she is gorgeous everyday.
My sister has plans to hang out with people almost everyday.
Where did I go wrong?

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 3:09pm UTC

Me: *Listening to death core music*
Mom: Sweet Jesus, what on Earth are you listening to?!?!
Me: *Changes music to Disney*
Me: Just the Lion King sound track!

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 6:42pm UTC

Mom: What's Witty Profiles?
Me: It's a lifestyle.
Me: It's a religion.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 4:09pm UTC

*Me if I ever become famous*
Interviewer: So, what was your childhood like?
Me: It's very vague in my memory.
Me: All I remember is signing up for a quote website.
Me: I believe it was called Kitty Profiles, or Witty Cats.
Me: Or Witty Profiles. Yes, I think that was it.
Interviewer: Yes?
Me: It was fun at first, but after a couple of months it took over my life.
Me: I'm still going to therapy for it.
Me: Very tragic.
Interviewer: ...inspiring

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Me: *Takes headphones off*
Me: *Realizes mom was calling my name for the past two minutes*

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malexis2013
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 10:39pm UTC

I think I'm afraid ton be happy
Because whenever I get too happy
Something bad always happens.
-Charlie Brown

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mariahg99
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 10:42am UTC

HAD A CAMP COUNSELOR NAMED NICK SAID THIS TO HIM ALL THE TIME WITH MY COUSIN ONE TIME HE GOT REALLY MAD AND YELLED AT USNICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICKELODEON
had a camp counselor named nick said this to him all the time with my cousin one time he got really mad and yelled at us we were like woahhh!!! chill bro!!!! like a boss!!!!!

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mariahg99
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 1:15pm UTC

*next to the chapel during church service*
everyone: *talking really loud*
friend #1: guys u can talk but just not so loud!!!!!!
everyone: *gets really quiet*
friend #1: ok guys u can at least laugh a little bit
friend #2: CHUCKLE CHUCKLE!!!!
haha i love my friends

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mariahg99
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 1:10pm UTC

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG!!!
FAVE IF YOU REMEMBER THIS :)

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 12:29am UTC

✯ ✯ ✯ ☽ ✯ ✯ ✯
✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
Goodnight Handsome. I Hope Your Sleep
Holds You In A Hug As Comfortable
As The Ones You Give Me.
Format: Deadlyvampire17

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mariahg99
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 7:03pm UTC

hey wittians. my frined has been in love with this guy for 2 years. he doesn't like her back, he is a total jerk to her, and he ignores her all the time. she asked me to help her come up with ways of getting over him. i thought of a few but i cant think of any more. any ideas?

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mariahg99
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 4:21pm UTC

What is a better nickname for my name, Mariah. It's between Mari and Riah. I know it's a random question, but please comment which one you like better.

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mariahg99
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 11:50pm UTC

me: *has pencil
in side pocket of backpack at school*
friend1: why do you have a pencil on the side of your backpack?
me: because i'm too lazy to open my backpack when i need a pencil
friend2: you should move it
me: why??
friend2: because it could detriorate over time
me: yeah, because my plastic pencil is gonna deteriorate
friend2: i donno some part of it could
me: is part of it paper or something?
friend2: it could be. i dont know. is it?
me:no
friend2: good
friend1: what is wrong with you? why am i friends with you people?
me: because we're just that amazing
friend1: oh i see. that must be why

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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suicideemo14
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 10:00am UTC

Never say good-bye when you still wanna try.
Never give up when you still feel you and take it.
never say you don't love a person when you can't let go.

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grownsimba
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 3:06pm UTC

♬ ♪ ♩ ♫
I can’t seem to play the right chord;
but, baby, it’s a love song I wrote for you
♪ ♩ ♫ ♬

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ishiplarrystylinson
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 9:26pm UTC

So its been 3 years now,
i havent gone a day with out thinking about you mommy.
i miss you.
i hate cancer, so much.
i love you so much.
~Tay
Fav if you hate cancer or know someone who has or had cancer. god bless everyone.

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BubbleGum2571
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 9:16pm UTC

You rub her tummy and say congrats....
But nobody rubs his balls and says good job :)

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casrae
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 9:16pm UTC

one day i went to school and my teacher pulled out 10 bananas. she ended up eating nine. i ate a banana that day.

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Girl24_Next24_Door24
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 9:16pm UTC

Have you ever
›› walked up to people and realized they were just talking about you?
Format by Sandrasaurus

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