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1. cndcdancer97
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 10:17pm UTC
   "So how far have you gone with a guy?"
   "....Well there was this one time..we made eye contact. It was awesome."
   
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2. 
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4. hermione23katniss
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 5:31pm UTC
   Wouldn't it be nice if
   your iPod could detect your mood and make a playlist for it? :D
   
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5. livsbestfriendryan
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 11:25pm UTC
   you know the follow button on my profile?
   yeah I'd tap that(;
   ©livsbestfriendryan quote by justdropitlikeitshot
   
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6. xoshortyloverox
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 9:52am UTC
   Highschool
   It's about finding your bridesmaids,
   not your groom
   ♥
   
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7. CalebKlee_
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 8:36am UTC
   hey. Did you hear that joke about the butter?
   Umm...No?
   I butter not tell you then. You might...Spread it!
   How do you have friends
   
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8. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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9. hermione23katniss
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 5:49pm UTC
   Why is it that wet hair is darker,
   if water is colorless?
   curious....
   
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10. supercat
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    When you drop s omet h ing...
    your parents: WHAT WAS THAT!?.
    you: NOTHING!
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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11. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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12. Yuri
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 9:22am UTC
    Saying "okay" a million times
    just to get your parents to stop talking to you
    
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13. ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 3:41pm UTC
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    I may look calm...
    But in my mind, I have killed you three times.
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14. Yuri
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    stopping the microwave at 1 second
    and feeling like a bomb defuser
    
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15. livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    who else hates it when
    beautiful people call themselves ugly?
    ©livsbestfriendryan
    
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16. jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 2:41pm UTC
    No mom,its not me
    [ THE TEACHER HONESTLY JUST HATES ME! ]
    follow me, i follow back - love, jimmy365
    (sorry for the re-post i forgot to add this before)
    
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17. livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:14pm UTC
    if someone doesn't
    see you in their future, maybe it's time to put them in your past
    ©livsbestfriendryan
    
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18. BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 2:48pm UTC
    yup, i 'm single.
    and you're going to have to be pretty amazing to change that.
    
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19. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    "I'm going to tell your mom"
    was the scariest sentence ever.
    quote from twitter(: not my format♥
    
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20. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    You copied me
    Yet you get a higher grade.
    WTF?!?
    
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