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  1. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    I don't wear make up,
    I'm hideous.
    I wear make up,
    I'm fake.
    Is there anyway I could please you, Society?

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 1:14pm UTC
    I'm not shy.
    I'm just holding back my awesomeness
    so I won't intimidate you.
    follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365
    format by:ThatsSoMeee :)

  3. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:11pm UTC
    do I have to
    murder every other guy on this planet
    just to get you to notice me?
    ©livsbestfriendryan

  4. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    Your story doesn't add up,
    feel free to stop lying.

  5. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 3:46pm UTC
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    Boy: I wanna be a super hero. Guess
    my name?
    Girl: Superman? Batman? Ironman?
    Boy: (Smiles) no, Yourman. <3
    ------------------------
    nmq

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:55pm UTC
    Look left----------->
    Fav if you failed.
    follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365
    format by: ThatsSoMeee :)

  7. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 10:08am UTC
    •••••••••
    Child: Mom, I love you!
    Mom: I love you too!(:
    Teenager: Mom, I love you!
    Mom: Yes, what do you want
    •••••••••

  8. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 10:12am UTC
    I hate when its dark and my brain is like ,
    " Hey you know what we haven't thought
    of in a while?
    MONSTERS."
    Credit: FaveFormats

:)

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