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maek610
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 4:34pm UTC

when did this happen?
when did we stop wearing light up sneakers?
when did going to bed early become a good thing?
when did play dates turn into dates?
when did Dad stop being a superhero?
when did we start using labels?
when did weight stop determining what ride we could go on
and start defining who we were?
when did we start looking in the mirror
and not liking what we saw?
and when
did our scars
become on purpose?

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 3:54pm UTC

went to my old coach's funeral today.
i leaned over his casket and said, "walk it off you little b/tch."

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:04am UTC

I use jokes from Witty in real life,
and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 4:42pm UTC

So let’s say that theoretically
I really like you,
and theoretically even though it sounds
moronically cliche and overused,
you give me butterflies
and just for kicks, lets add that all in theory of course
you may be one of the most wonderful people
I have ever met,
and hypothetically…
my heart beats ten times faster when I see you.
Do you think that you would supposedly
and in the most theoretical sense
feel the same way?

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OreoLover
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 9:22pm UTC

Imagine that all of us Wittians got together and had like,
A Witty Party.
It'd be so cool. For snacks and refreshments, we'd have pizza, ice cream, a nutella bar, and we could watch movies like Mean Girls and old Disney shows, and we'd stay in our sweatpants and comfy clothes all night, and we could call hot guys off of restricted numbers because we're too insecure to talk to them, and then we could have fandom trivia rounds
and the prizes would include little band member/
book character bobble heads and stuff, & then
we'd all write down our favorite songs so that
they're all played by the end of the night,
and we'd just have the best time ever.

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Mistletoe?
more like mistleNO.
hahahahaha i'm funny.
someone please date me.

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MooseGiraffeLlamaOtterStripes
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 8:52pm UTC

6th grade conversations:
hey
hey
wats up
nm
wbu
same
cool
so who do u like
you
oh ok
do u like me
yea
lets date
luv u
luv u 2

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Today I put my hand in my
backpack and felt a
stress ball and I was like
“oh? I have a stress ball?” and I
squeezed it and it was a pear and it
exploded and now I’m
much more stressed than I was earlier :/

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 9:34pm UTC

what if tattoos just randomly appeared
on our skin at key points in out lives? and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 5:18pm UTC

When a girl doesn't text me back, I convince myself she lost both hands in a horrible accident and is trying to text with her nipples.

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 8:19pm UTC

I hate it when someone calls someone elses crush ugly. Just because you dont find the person attractive, or to you they dont meet the standards of society it does not, under any circumstances, mean they are ugly. Just because you dont like their little quirks or the shape of there nose doesnt mean they're ugly. Just because to you they are under or over weight does not mean they are, at all, ugly. Just because the person isnt perfect to you doesnt mean they are not perfect to someone else. Besides a person doesnt have to be perfect to be exactley what you need.

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Spencer Grace✨*
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Have you ever wanted to kiss someone really really badly
But you can’t because they’re either taken, not interested, too far away, don’t know you exist, or fictional.
♥
tumblr

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 3:15pm UTC

Skinny is beautiful aswell.
By this I don't mean that if you don't feel thin then the only way you can be beautiful is to starve yourself and become ill.
But I mean the girls that are naturally thin.
The girls who can't gain weight.
The girls who get name called just because of how skinny they are.
The girls who eat what they want and are still thin.
The girls who want to feel beautiful aswell.
Well, let me tell you something no matter what shape or size you are or how tall or small..You are beautiful and you're perfect just the way you are. People like this shouldn't be told that their body is disgusting just because people with curves are forever being told that they're better.
Curvy bodys are beautiful but that doesn't mean that naturally skinny bodies cant be aswell.
ZainIsMyName

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 9:03pm UTC

boybands are weird because they always
sing about how this one girl is really hot and special and it just makes me confused and wonder if they're going to try and share her or just completely gang bang her or what

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 7:34pm UTC

I think on december 21st all the power companies
should shut off the power...for like 10 mins to make people freak the f/ck out.

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Sunny1703
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 5:06pm UTC

Ok so I have an idea.
So you know how the world's supposed to end on December 21st?
I say that on that day, everyone on witty texts their crush telling them how they really feel.
Can we do it?
It'd be cool :)

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justanothergirl_
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 8:31pm UTC

I dare you.
C h a p t e r 3 .
Addison's P.O.V.
I slowly made my way to biology and sat down in my seat. I was kind of hoping Alex wouldn't come to class today, considering he sat next to me. He was probably going to keep bugging me about working with him on the project.
Just as the bell rang, Alex strolled through the door and took his seat.
"Alright guys, you can just start working on your projects or something." Our teacher told us.
"Have you reconsidered working with me?" Alex asked me.
"It's still no, Alex." I said. I saw Jake and Ethan, his best friends, dying of laughter at Alex being turned down. "Please?" He asked.
"No, I already told you, I'm not gonna do all the work for you. And why would you want to work with me of all people?" I questioned.
"Because I don't really know you, but you seem cool. So I want to get to know you." He told me.
"Why haven't you ever wanted to get to know me before? We've had classes together before." I mumbled. Pretty much the whole class was watching our fight now.
"Please Addison? I really want to get to know you, and I promise I'll do work. If I don't put in as much work as you do in this project, then I'll tell Mr. Murphy to give you all the credit, and give me a zero." He reasoned with me.
I made the mistake of looking up into his pleading eyes. I sighedand contemplated if I should say yes or not. I mean I had liked this kid for about 5 years now. It's just a Biology project. How bad could it be?
"Fine, I'll work with you." I gave in.
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lovecrazy
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 3:52pm UTC

"Guys aren't stronger than girls. Can they bleed for a week straight every month, and not die?"
I hate that statement. Most guys are stronger than most girls, that's just how it is. Guys and girls were built differently. There are things guys can do, that girls can't, and there are things girls can do, that guys can't. We can carry babies, they can carry really heavy items. I'm not saying all guys are stronger than all girls, because sometimes that isn't true. But, just because we bleed 7 days every month, doesn't mean we're stronger than them, that's what our bodies were made to do.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 4:21pm UTC

damnnnnn gurrrrrrl, are you a fire detector?
'cause you are really f/cking loud and annoying.

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