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  1. YoursTruly* YoursTruly*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 7:50pm UTC
    whats up cake
    muffin much

  2. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 7:51pm UTC
    I'm finally happy with my life
    No it's not perfect
    I don't have many friends
    I am single
    My family is far from normal
    I have many flaws
    But I have finally accepted it
    It could be a lot worse
    I just have to take it day by day
    And be the best I can be

  3. EVS61201 EVS61201
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 7:57pm UTC
    Dont just stand there, do something.

  4. paigexoxo paigexoxo
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 8:01pm UTC
    I died the day you left,
    So why does this heart still beat inside of my chest?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 8:02pm UTC
    Me: *taking antibiotic pill*
    Andrew: Are you taking birth control? *starts laughing*
    Me: I didn't date my boyfriend for THAT long. . .

  7. EVS61201 EVS61201
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 8:04pm UTC
    Friends
    n. The people in life who are always there for you, no matter what

  8. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 8:06pm UTC
    Sometimes
    You just have to accept the fact
    That some people
    Never change

  9. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 8:12pm UTC
    BURN EVERYTHING
    YOU LOVE
    THEN BURN THE ASHES
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  10. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    i'm sitting in the parking lot at McDonalds and some country bumpkin guy leans out
    the window of his ugly a...ss truck and yells, "Hey girl you're looking hot can I tap that?"
    And I accidentally yelled, "sorry you need at least ten teeth to ride this ride."
    And the guy in the car beside me is like crying

  11. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    me: i'm so lonely
    person: hey
    me: leave me alone

  12. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    I can physically feel my friends losing interest in me

  13. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 10:13am UTC
    everyone: are you okay
    everyone: you look tired
    everyone: you look upset
    everyone: you look confused
    everyone; are you mad at me
    everyone: what happened to you
    everyone: are you sick
    me: IT'S MY FACE

  14. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 5:22pm UTC
    stay alive for me

  15. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 7:48am UTC
    You give me butterflies tbh
    9:11pm
    You also make me very h/rny
    9:11pm

  16. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 8:08am UTC
    don't ever give up on
    someone that you can't go a
    full day without thinking
    about.

  17. incompetent* incompetent*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 8:43am UTC
    i want my child to have a unique, interesting name but then again, they would hate me because their names aren't on souvenirs do you see my problem

  18. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 9:02am UTC
    you'll probably leave later anyway

  19. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 9:12am UTC
    light-up sketchers so bright i can't see my haters

  20. enginesGoBOOM* enginesGoBOOM*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 9:15am UTC
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