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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 4:04pm UTC

Me: *Afraid to talk on the phone*
Me: *Afraid to answer the door for people*
Me: *Afraid to order food*
Me: *Afraid to be in a room with people I don't know*
Me: *Afraid to talk to people on Witty*
Me: *Afraid to talk to people in real life*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 3:00pm UTC

"I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair"
Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. So, I embrace my sh.tty writing.

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gab*
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 12:01am UTC

my biggest mistake
WASN'T FALLING FOR YOU, IT WAS THINKING THAT YOU HAD FALLEN FOR ME TOO.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 9:00pm UTC

She completely
fell for him, [ [ but he ] ]
didn't even stumble.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 12:39pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Witty is the only social network
my parents haven't ruined.

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akp1015
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 10:22pm UTC

me when it's raining: omg I just love the rain it's so great <33
me 5 minutes later: B*TCH YOU JUST KNOCKED OUT MY INTERNET CONNECTION AW HELL NO

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 7:35pm UTC

relative: so what are you learning in math?
me: that's a good question.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 4:25pm UTC

You began to cry ,
just crying.
The deep and ugly kind,
the kind you lose yourself in,
though you’re thanking God that no one has to see
how rubbed and blotched your face becomes.
Though some detached part of you also wishes
there was someone there to see you now,
to see and understand just how sad you are at heart.
They don’t see it, and of course,
you would never show them
that side of you.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 4:29pm UTC

I never know
what to say to you when you ask me what’s wrong.
I mean, how can I tell you that you’re all I want,
and knowing that I can’t have you tears me apart?

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swimswim98
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 10:57pm UTC

If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange.
I would give her orange flowers...
Orange love letters...
I would say "orange" instead of hello or love...
Then, if I had to break up with her,
I would do it with an orange letter inside of an orange.
Good f*cking luck writing a song about me now , Taylor.
NOTHING ryhmes with orange.
nmq

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 8:41pm UTC

I have this idea
that you are
actually coming
back.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 7:09pm UTC

I HATE HOW CHRISTMAS EPISODES
ARE ALWAYS
RE-RUNS

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CrazyFootballChick
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 10:17pm UTC

It's me or her
and for your own physical protection,
I suggest you pick me.

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 5:46pm UTC

If everyone was listening,
would you tell them the truth?

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FelicisFeather
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 5:32pm UTC

I find pieces of you in every song.
♥
OhHoePlease

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 8:13pm UTC

I Dream OF sTanDInG In THe coLD wITH You
» SOFT WORDS CRACKED THE SOLID ICE IN TWO
FrosT BITTen HanDs woven as one

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 7:13pm UTC

I ALWAYS HAVE CHAPSTICK ON MY LIPS SO THEY'RE ALWAYS SOFT & KISSABLE
EVEN THOUGH
I'M NOT GETTING KISSED

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quietkid
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 8:31pm UTC

click to see this quote

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swimmergirl3796
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 7:17pm UTC

To the lady in the minivan in front of me:
I'm not trying to run you off the road.
I'm just trying to watch Shrek through your window.

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lanapoll
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 5:32pm UTC

*i'm from australian*
me: can i borow a rubber?
american boy: aren't we moving a little fast
me: whut
american boy: you know rubber means condom..
me: ..
american boy: ..
me: ERASER! I NEED AN ERASER

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