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Maddy5423
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April 7, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Me: I hope Harry doesn't mess up tonight, like he did last week.
My Dad: And why'd he mess up?
Me: He ran out of breath.
My Dad: Well he should stop smoking, dontcha think? (joking)
Me: Harry doesn't smoke Zayn does!
My Dad: WHAT? How old are they?!
Me: Like, 19.
My Dad: WHAT?! They look like, 13!
Me:
My Dad:
Me:
My Dad:
Me:
My Dad: I thought that's why you liked them!
NMF

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xotaracarr*
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 10:30am UTC

People change,
things go wrong
but just remember,
life goes on.♥
mf/nmq

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sunkissedgirls711
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 3:52pm UTC

I HATE YOU!
Sorry, that was my cat.
Haha okay :)
Wanna hear a secret?
Sure!
I don't have a cat.

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letssfallinnlovee
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 11:10am UTC

Popular Girl
I just ate a cracker.
Like • Comment • 2 minutes ago
1,562,341,890,123 Like This
Me
I won a nobel prize.
Like • Comment • 3 hours ago
0 Like This

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LorenOlivaBFFLAD
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 1:02pm UTC

I think I like this girl...
Really? Who?
nmq/nmf
Uhhhm, she kinda look like you.
Aww is it me? (; <3
nmq/n
No, it's your sister.
.....
nmq/nmf

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letssfallinnlovee
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 11:02am UTC

Shoutout to my Boyfriend who is
in the hospital with a case of
non-existance

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MusicGurl1995

posted a quote
April 3, 2012 7:14pm UTC

It's hard ;
When someone special ignores you.
It's harder ;
prending that you just don't care.

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 6:17pm UTC

looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a month ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a week ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself yesterday: how embarassing
looking at myself right now: how embarassing

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 9:14pm UTC

That awkward moment when
You find out your teacher is pregnant... its like, woah, you actually have a life? And a husband? No way!
Then its like, wait. EW. ewewewewew. EW. EWWWW.

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troubledmentalist
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 6:02pm UTC

Feeling like a boss
while drinking cranberry juice in a wine glass

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maxxvolume13
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 7:23pm UTC

I mustache you a question.
Can't you shave it for later?
No, but I'll make it furry quick.
Well, come hair and tell me.
...we're never speaking about this again.
An actual (in-person) conversation between a friend and I :) nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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fakingit
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 11:08pm UTC

they steal you with hello
and
kill you with goodbye

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army_of_love
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 10:08pm UTC

don't be just another person in the crowd. be the one standing in front of it. ♥

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beba
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 8:10am UTC

If you wont make her a wife dont make her a mother .

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 4:44pm UTC

that devastating
moment when he tells you about the girl he likes...
that's not you</3
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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swagginitup96
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 4:56pm UTC

░░░░
Ya know what I just realized?
I don't think my brother has EVER hugged me.
Unless I just don't remember it.
Format by Sandrasaurus/nmq

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xxkeeping_it_realxx56
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 3:53pm UTC

“I believe...
that everything happens for a reason.
People change
so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong
so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies
so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself
and sometimes good things fall apart
so better things can fall together.”

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swagginitup96
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 4:09pm UTC

Breathe just breathe
Take the world off your shoulders
& put it on me
Breathe , just breathe
let the life that you live
Be all that you need

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 9:24pm UTC

Sometimes u just need a hug,
That only a boy can give.

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