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  1. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2015 1:29pm UTC
    I WISH THAT I WAS AS INVISIBLE AS YOU,
    make me feel...

  2. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2015 1:55pm UTC
    I like it when school starts. I like it when school finishes, too. The only thing I don't like is anything that happens between the two of them.

  3. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2015 2:00pm UTC
    If you want to watch your dreams, you have to sleep. But if you want to live your dreams, you have to wake up.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Winter_Rose Winter_Rose
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 10:34am UTC
    “No matter the amount of negativity you’re presented with, 5 minutes from now could be your best moment.”

  6. Forever His* Forever His*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 1:35pm UTC
    Maybe it's not about the happy ending
    Maybe it's about the story

  7. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 1:37pm UTC
    I play keyboard in a band called ''The Internet''

  8. Loner_in_Lalaland Loner_in_Lalaland
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 2:14pm UTC
    You had me atPizza

  9. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 6:52pm UTC
    stuDYINGstuDIEDcoincidence? I think not

  10. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 7:23pm UTC
    There should be a law that mothers that have babies over the age of one cannot say things like, "My baby is 26 months old."
    "My baby is 69 months old."
    "My baby is 90 months old."
    "My baby is 48438383838 months old."
    THAT IS TOO MUCH MATH OKAY.
    I'M TOO LAZY TO CONVERT ALL OF THOSE MONTHS TO YEARS OKAY.
    JUST STOP.
    PLEASE.
    IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY, "MY BABY IS ONE YEAR AND THREE MONTHS OLD."
    OR "MY BABY IS TWO AND SIX MONTHS OLD."
    If I keep hearing mothers say that then when I'm asked how old I am I'm gonna say, "I am exactly 7.36328e6 minutes and 30 seconds old as of now."

  11. I'm beautiful in my very weird unperfect way* I'm beautiful in my very weird unperfect way*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 8:19pm UTC
    This is for all you girls, boys all over the world. Whatever youv'e been told your'e worth more than gold

  12. Goose Goose
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 5:06pm UTC
    Geez, Witty. I can hear the crickets

  13. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 6:02am UTC
    And then she told me,
    "With our powers combined we could probably figure out a decent praise for Pirate Panda Parades (and eventually puppies)."


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. AustinDahPenguin AustinDahPenguin
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 9:25am UTC
    Dear girls,
    please don't be insecure
    your all perfect in your own ways♥♥

  16. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 11:05am UTC
    I'm more excited to meet my
    boyfriend's dog than to go to his
    house

  17. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 11:06am UTC
    -I had a dream about you.
    -Awwww
    -Yeah, you died.

  18. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 11:07am UTC
    Parents have no idea what it's like to be a teenager in this generation.

  19. sdolanxo sdolanxo
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 11:27am UTC
    I was so in love & I thought you were too
    But you pushed me so hard into that bureau that I knew there was only
    hate.
    I was crying so hard, but you just looked down & called me pathetic.
    Now that I'm gone, you want me back, but now I am the one that is filled with
    hate.

  20. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 12:47pm UTC
    It's freakish what your capable of when your bored.

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