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Overcast-Kid*
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October 22, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Kid in my spanish class:i wanna go tah herverd far collesh

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epictacos
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October 22, 2013 6:55pm UTC

If I ever tell you something is my favorite song, don't listen to me; I'm a liar. I've got more favorites than there are babies in China.

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cammielynn
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October 22, 2013 10:04pm UTC

So today, this guy I've been talking to for a while finally asked me out.
It was right by my locker after 7th hour,
which is practically right outside our math class.)
when all the teachers are just kinda in the halls talking.
My teacher was right there and after I said yes, she goes,
"YOU'RE WELCOME.
THIS IS ALL THANKS TO ME.
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN,
WHY DO YOU THINK I SAT YOU GUYS BY EACHOTHER."
So now we know. Teachers do ship students.

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ImmortalTurtle
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October 22, 2013 10:31pm UTC

Friend's house: *takes minimal amount of food to be polite*
Home alone: EAT ALLL THE FOOOODDSSSSSSSS ~( *O* )~ *gains 300 pounds*

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Lmirela589
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October 23, 2013 2:46pm UTC

“The planet is fine. The people are fu/ked.”

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Papaute
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October 23, 2013 3:27pm UTC

You made me feel worthless

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cammielynn
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October 23, 2013 5:45pm UTC

Miley Cyrus just announced her newest perfume coming out Christmas 2013!
#twerk
Made authentically with her own hair and Billy Ray Cyrus' tears.

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musicismylife131313
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October 23, 2013 6:28pm UTC

Knowing a teacher so well
that you can be sarcastic with them
and they're sarcastic back

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ayshau123
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October 24, 2013 12:45pm UTC

My parents think I am addicted to the internet but I don't have:
Tumblr
Facebook
Twitter
Instagram
All I have I is:
witty, stardoll and google+
Am i really addicted
P.s I havent been on witty now since two months and I still get good grades

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Hale_Storm18
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October 24, 2013 2:35pm UTC

fun fact: depression doesn't give a sh.t that i'm a white high school girl who lives with her parents in a middle class family because it's a mental disorder and it would corrode my mind even if i were the richest, most interigent white girl on this entire damn planet.

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Chris*
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October 24, 2013 2:46pm UTC

YOU'LL BE OKAY, EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY

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Hale_Storm18
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October 24, 2013 2:46pm UTC

Do you guys understand how weird the Pledge of Allegiance is, though? Like, every day when youre a kid everybody just chants how great America is every morning. It's creepy as fck.

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Phishy
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October 25, 2013 9:15am UTC

“If you're gonna be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.”
― Marilyn Monroe

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Phishy
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 9:26am UTC

“Your clothes should be tight enough to show you're a woman,
but loose enough to show you're a lady”
― Marilyn Monroe

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Phishy
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October 25, 2013 9:33am UTC

“I said pour yourself a drink,
put on some lipstick,
and pull yourself together.”
― Marilyn Monroe

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collasped
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 12:02pm UTC

I wish people could pay more
attention to the songs I like,
because the lyrics are
the words im scared to say.

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HelloThere*
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 4:22pm UTC

Dont Like Me ? Cool I Don't Wake Up Everyday Just To Impress Yew

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lithium*
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October 25, 2013 7:33pm UTC

"all pop music is autotuned trash"
sorry I can't hear you over how much more fun my life is than yours

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Brandi Lynn*
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 8:28am UTC

Is it bad that I was crying for like an hour after me and him broke up, but now after hearing the same thing from everyone about something he said... I don't think I really care anymore, but I am still hurt..

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Brandi Lynn*
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 8:31am UTC

I liked him more then anyone I've ever liked before.. and now its over. </3

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