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Live2wice
posted a quote
March 15, 2015 11:31pm UTC

When someone asks me "What letter comes after Q.."
Normal people "Simple....It's R"
Me "..a..b..c..d...e...f...g.."
#EveryoneDoesThat

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Live2wice
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March 11, 2015 1:37am UTC

If i had to send a list of all the reasons why i love you... You'd get a blank paper 😜😝 Haha

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nanu
posted a quote
March 7, 2015 7:28am UTC

I wasnt born to get destroyed
I wasnt born just for your joy
im a woman
not your toy
I dont wanna just live
I wanna enjoy
so please treat me like a woman
not like a toy
I have a heart with love for everyone
I got eyes with tears for everyone
I wish to meet my dream boy
some boys treat me like a toy
I wanna die now
I wanna end it now
because im a woman
not one of your toys
should I fight for my right?
should I face all this and live my life?
but will they ever learn?
im a woman not their toy.

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seafoam*
posted a quote
March 7, 2015 12:57pm UTC

She would figure out how to get what she wanted - what she needed - even when her long lashes failed to convince, when her body was no longer young and beautiful. She'd be more than pretty. She'd be strong.

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Paula_P*
posted a quote
March 7, 2015 3:50pm UTC

don't give up
on your
dreams...
keep sleeping

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
February 27, 2015 6:30pm UTC

me: I hate attention.me: *hella mad I ain't getting attention.*

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Kanye West naming his baby
North could only be topped if Drake Bell names his child Taco, or Larry King names his kid Burger, or if Holly hunter named her kid Deer.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 7:28pm UTC

*2 people walk beneath a clothesline where bras are hanging to dry*
Person 1: Haha, bo/oby traps!
Person 2: *laughs hysterically*
Person 2: You said 'traps'!

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glitter162*
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July 26, 2013 7:47pm UTC

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 3:13pm UTC

Broccoli: I look like a tree!
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Banana: Change the topic

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glitter162*
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August 28, 2013 5:20pm UTC

Me: Happy birthday!
Friend: My birthday was yesterday...
Me: Am I one day late, or 364 days early?

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 5:04pm UTC

FBI: Open the door!
Me: No, it's cooler when you break in

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 5:06pm UTC

What do you call an
alligator in a vest?
An investigator

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Music teacher: What's your favorite musical instrument?
Me: The lunch bell

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 3:00pm UTC

Did you hear about the
guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 3:04pm UTC

A new type of broom came
out. It's sweeping the nation.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xXjustapersonXx
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 12:51am UTC

I am sick of always being forgotten.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 2:44am UTC

do you ever hand a test in and suddenly realise exactly what you did wrong and everything makes sense and you look back on the answers you wrote with this overwhelming sense of embarrassment and you wish you could tackle the paper out of the teacher's hands and change your answers?
same.

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