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tylerr
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December 29, 2011 12:24am UTC

#1 rule during arguments:
if you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

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youRloved22
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December 27, 2011 7:51pm UTC

I still get butterflies even though I've seen you a hundred times...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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confessions_of_a_cutter
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December 15, 2011 10:34pm UTC

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If I died today,
Don't tell anyone.
I'd like to see who would notice.

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jtcozzy
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December 26, 2011 8:09pm UTC

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taytayx311
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December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC

You text him ,he doesn't te xt
back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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livsbestfriendryan
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December 25, 2011 5:11pm UTC

daughter:"daddy why is Santas sack so big?"
dad: "because he only comes once a year"
fave ♥ if you get it

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TayaElizabeth12
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December 25, 2011 9:13pm UTC

I called my boyfriend gay and he hit me
with his purse.

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BlackButterflies
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December 18, 2011 1:23pm UTC

the amanda show:
KYLE: "SO, THE OTHER DAY I SAW A SPIDER & I WAS LIKE,
"ahhh! a spider!"
and the spider was like, "ahhhh! kyle!"

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you_know_you_love_me
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December 17, 2011 11:09pm UTC

Girl: HoHoHo.
Boy: Is santa coming?
Girl: No, your girlfriend is.

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DANMOON
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December 18, 2011 2:49pm UTC

Last Year
I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive...I woke up in a box.

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DamnnTaylerx
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December 17, 2011 2:19pm UTC

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Too_Much_Love
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December 17, 2011 5:47pm UTC

here's to the girls,
who don't wear 5 trillion pounds of makeup everyday, who only have a few close friends, & who don't get that boy. This is for the girls that fall for the players, jocks, nerds, losers, geeks & worse, their best friend. The girls who have felt their heart break whether it's because of an ex friend or ex boyfriend, which have loved or loved unconditionally, who wear sweat pants because they just don't care. This is for you girls, that eat food when you're bored, who are comfortable in their own bodies, and who can memorize trillions of song lyrics, but never school related stuff.

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Angiebabe16
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December 17, 2011 2:37pm UTC

I hate it when i'm drinking,
And all the ice
Attacks my face.
♥♥♥

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confessions_of_a_cutter
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December 17, 2011 4:58pm UTC

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Keep speaking your words.
I'll keep planning my death.
Maybe then you'll see how much words hurt.

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Bellatrix1303
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December 17, 2011 4:19pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
when you're waiting for someone in a crowded place, so you just take out your phone and pretend to text someone so you don't look like a total loser.
nmf

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emmiemonster420
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December 17, 2011 4:41pm UTC

i would love the notification:
1
"steve started following you"

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Jewel
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December 17, 2011 2:49pm UTC

Doctor: Why are you so nervous?
Patient: This is my first operation.
Doctor: Really? Mine too!

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TheBrokenSmile
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December 17, 2011 5:11pm UTC

If Jenna Marbles,
was my best friend, I'd never stop laughing.

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