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  1. kravutskea kravutskea
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Today, my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendent
    who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
    As the plane prepared to decend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
    that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
    the big scary plane shortly, so lovley people, if you could just
    put your trays up, that would be super."
    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
    and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
    "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines,
    but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat
    us down onto the gound." She calmly turned her haid and said,
    "In my country, I am called a princess, and I take orders from no one."
    To which, (I swear), the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
    "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.
    "Tray up!"
    day.made.

  2. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    This leggit breaks my heart,
    "My first day at a new school,we had a presentation on bullying in schools,The presentation revolved around 4 kids,who were bullied and commited suicide. I couldnt control it any longer.I ran out of the room bawling.Some kids thought i was "Soft",And some kids thought i just wanted attention.None of them knew, One of them was my sister.."
    I found this on a website, I thought id share it with you guys,it broke my heart < /3

  3. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    My Brother...
    Has a type of Issue called Asperger`s Syndrome. He Hates Being touched and he has only huged me 2 times in my life. He told me if i get 100 faves.. he will give me a hug for 3 seconds.. Please Fave.. I want him to hug Me.
    Thanks Wittans.. It means a lot <3

  4. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:18am UTC
    I was good at math before
    they decided to mix the alphabet in it

  5. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    I wonder what I look like
    through his eyes.

  6. justlikegravity_ justlikegravity_
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:24am UTC
    When I was little, I used to sing in the shower. Now? I make life decisions in there.

  7. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:32am UTC
    I use my phone as a flashlight,
    and hit random buttons to keep it lit
    nmq.

  8. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:28am UTC
    Torturing yourself with
    sad depressing songs
    when you're already sad

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    The moment
    that someone tells you you're not good enough
    is the moment you know you're better than them.
    jimmy365
    ^my format!:)

  10. Erinlovesyouboo Erinlovesyouboo
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Every Girl
    has that one guy she goes back to, heartbreak after heart, & nobody knows why, not even her she just can't let go.

  11. allysinlove allysinlove
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    today i asked my 10 year old brother..
    what are you going to do when you fall in love?
    he said:
    treat her right.

  12. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    The past can't be rewritten.
    but it can make us stronger.
    Be thankful for every change, for every heartbreak,
    for every scar...

  13. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    One day when I'm long gone,
    I really hope you remember me.
    I hope you realize the signs were there from the very start.
    I hope you wonder why you didn't help when you could.
    I hope you realize that it wasn't for attention at all.
    I hope you realize it's becuase I was hurting.
    I hope you realize it was my only choice.
    People only listen once you're gone.

  14. beachchic3000 beachchic3000
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    This is a girl who is fighting cancer
    how many faves can she get?
    (o.o)
    /█\
    ||
    1 fave= 1 peace of hope

  15. wittygiraffelover wittygiraffelover
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    I was about to go when the
    light turned green, but my grandpa told me to stop.
    I slammed the brakes,
    as a semi blew through the red light.
    It would have hit me had I gone.
    I had to pull over
    cause I started crying so much. Why?
    because I was alone in the car.,
    my grandpa passed away in august.
    nmf. credit to 6 billion secrets.

  16. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    When you fall
    You have two options.
    You either stay down & give up,
    Or you pick yourself up & move on.

  17. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    my dad got this gun app on his phone,
    so now whenever he's mad at me, he shoots me.
    lol cool.

  18. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Girl: Dear Diary,
    I saw him passing by my way. I used to smile at him but I felt so awkward so I looked the other way. Besides, he's the star of the basketball team. He'll never notice a geek like me.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Boy: Dear Diary:
    I was walking in the hallway at school today and saw the pretty, smart girl that I usually sit by during chemistry. I tried to smile at her but she looked the other way. Besides, I'm just a guy who can shoot some hoops while she's the pretty honor student. She'll never like a guy like me.

  19. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    (The Soundtrack of Your Teenage Years)s
    The sound of your parents yelling at you.
    The ringtone you assigned for your crush.
    The pitter-patter of the rain as you cry yourself to sleep.
    The laughter of your best friend.
    The school bell ringing at the end of the year.
    Your favorite song blasting in your ears.
    The silent sobs you cry when no one's around.
    The clicking of the keyboard, as you type a new quote.
    The angry voice you use to rant about that one girl you hate.
    The slam of the door as you run into your room,
    because you just can't handle it anymore.
    The silent drop as your tears hit the floor, because
    life's finally hit you.

    - ©jayciecutie01's format -
    original thebrokensmile quote - doesn't apply to everyone.

  20. Maddyy_xoxox Maddyy_xoxox
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Boys Who;
    Pull your belt loop & pulls you closer
    Hug you from the behind
    Put their hand in your butt pocket
    Tell you they love you
    Hang with you instead of their friends
    Prefer you & not sports
    Tell you they want to marry you
    Push you against the lockers & wont let go
    Text you while playing video games

:)

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