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Best_name_ever24
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 2:03pm UTC

That awkward moment when..
You walk out of your room in your pajamas and there's a guest in your house
and your just like *runnn*

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POKEMON
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 10:05pm UTC

& if
KARMA
doesn't hit her, I WILL.

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 1:08am UTC

It's hard
to forget
someone
who's given
you so much
to remember.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 1:16pm UTC

Nmq / Nmf. <3
Dad, Remember when I killed that butterfly you said "no butter for a week?"
Yeah.. So?
Then I killed that honeybee and you said, "No honey for a week."
Yeah.. So?
Yeah, that was like a month ago. So?
Well, mom just killed a c0ckroach... Should I break the news to her?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Sometimes
You've got to care less
To see if they'll care more.
quote credit:USMarineCorps2013

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 9:24pm UTC

My father tried to set my mother on fire, leaving her with a very deformed face.
Every day, i anonomysly write her a letter to her, saying how i think shes the prettiest women i have ever seen, and put it in the mail box. she cries when she reads them. she doesnt know its me yet.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 5:28pm UTC

she takes your hand,
i die a little,
||||||||||||I watch your eyes,|||||||||||||
and I'm in riddles,
why can't you look at me like that?
when you walk by, I try to say it
but then i freeze, and never do it,<<
my tongue gets tied,
the words get trapped.
I hear the beat of my heart getting louder
whenever i'm near you...

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 12:01pm UTC

Other kids: Smoking cigarettes
Other kids: Addicted to alcohol
Other kids: Addicted to drugs
Other kids: Getting pregnant
Me: Sleeps all day
My parents should be so proud.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 10:33pm UTC

I want a guy who
comes into my life by accident, acknowledges my existence,
and stays on purpose. accepts my weirdness.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 2:06pm UTC

click to see this quote

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smileetweetzz
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Valorie You may have chemistry with her, but you have history with me.
26 minutes ago ·1 comment · 15 likes posted via iphone
Dalton You got your class schedule already??
13 minutes ago ago · 63 Like
nmq & nmf

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Top 4 Wishes.
Get rich without Working
Be smart without studying
Falling in love without getting hurt.
Eating without getting fat.
nmq / nmf.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 11:15am UTC

I'm sorry that
I never know what to say when we talk.
It's funny, actually, because
there are many things I'd like to tell you.
I just don't know how...

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 4:33pm UTC

Below is a list of all those who have a crush on me:
format by jimmy365

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 12:04pm UTC

The only guy
who deserves you
is the one who thinks he doesn't..

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WhisperInTheDark
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 1:33am UTC

I know you don't care, but,
My Daddy comes home from Iraq tomorrow!♥

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 10:36pm UTC

imagine if we're all still on witty in 70 years...
"just got another new cat..... YOLO."
"bought adele's new album, 91 today..."
"can i please have 84 faves for my 84th birthday? (:"
"ONE DIRECTION SIGNED MY WALKING STICK"

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Rosycheeks32
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 4:13pm UTC

Monsters Inc 2 is coming out in 2O13
move out of the way kids,
i've been waiting 1O years for this.

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ItsAnthony
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 1:22am UTC

Hey mom, can I go out tonight?
Well ok. Where will you be going? When are you going to get there? When are you going to get back? How are you getting there? Who will be there? Will there be parents? What are you going to do there? Should I pick you up?
Hey dad, can I go out tonight?
Ok, bye.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 10:41pm UTC

I like it when i see an elderly couples walking together,
hand in hand,
because that proves to me
that true love can last♥

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