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Softball33
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July 11, 2012 5:29pm UTC

What if 11:11 actually
did work, but some jerk
wished that no ones wishes
would come true?

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WhyYouGottaBeSoMean
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 7:41pm UTC

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That awkward moment when your
stalking someone on facebook and you
accidentaly like their status from a few
years ago. . .
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Credit : FaveFormats.

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hermione23katniss
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July 11, 2012 5:29pm UTC

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Six2ElevenJordan
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July 11, 2012 9:31pm UTC

My mom's boyfirend: How do you know when your in love?
Me: Pffft, I don't know.
My mom's boyfriend: Come'on I'm serious.
Me: I don't know, When you're talking to them and you can feel your heart in your throat?
My mom's Boyfriend: And?
Me:When even though you're not supposed to be thinking about them but you are.
My sister: You jump at any oppurtunity to talk to them.
Me: You dream of them every night, knowing that if they could just feel what you feel, your entire world.....
My sister: Would be alright.
My mom's boyfriend: I can't help but feel that and so much more when I'm around your mother, and her two amazing daughters. I want to ask you wonderful young ladies if I could have your mothers hand?
Me and my sister: Yes!!
I love him && my daddy.
I know this is weird to up this up && it will get like no favs but it made my day!

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dolphinz00
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 6:07pm UTC

I rescpect blind people. Why?
because they judge others by their personalities, not their looks.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 3:02pm UTC

That moment when you have SO much to do that you just decide to take a nap.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 6:29pm UTC

That awkward moment when
my mom never comes home on time, so i order pizza like once a week & every time the same guy delivers it. My thoughts were that he probably thinks i'm some depressed pizza-eating psycho, but today he told me i was hot & asked for my number.

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legit7
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 7:51pm UTC

WHO ELSE
didn't know that
URL
s t a n d s f o r
Uniform Resource Locator?
remake of my old quote - nmf

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asiancutie11
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 4:01pm UTC

yesterday, a guy on facebook uploaded a video telling people that he has depression, that he self harms and that he has attempted suicide a couple of times. this boy is from the school that i go to, one of the popular crowd. today, every one of the populars i saw were crying, the guy that made the video didnt come into school. i have never spoken to him or have ever been in the same room as him but i felt PROUD of him. unleashing his insecurities to the whole school, it was something i could only dream of doing.
fave this to show him he isnt alone, pray for him to recover, he is by far one of the most strongest people i have ever come accross. ever.

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xlonglivex
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 5:34pm UTC

Demi Lovato's little sister is being made fun of for her weight..
she's ten years old.
I am absolutely disgusted.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 6:04pm UTC

what if witty just disappeared?
like one day, you typed in the www.wittyprofiles.com
and a 'website not found' page popped up
and no one but you
>>had ever heard of a website called witty profiles.

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Arrowzx
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 3:41pm UTC

*Me, watching The Last Song (with Miley Cyrus) when my dad walks in.
Dad: WTF IS THIS WHY ARE THEY KISSING
Me: Its the Last Song, and theyre kissing because that guy is sexy.
Dad: Whats it about?
Me: Turtles. jk its about love. Oh and her dad dies.
Dad: BILLY RAY DIES??

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letsdanceinStyles
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 11:04am UTC

Awkward moment when a guy
has longer eyelashes than a girl
with a mascara on.

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letsdanceinStyles
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 11:46am UTC

During a fire
Zayn: You know, fire really symbolizzes the intense passion and yearning within the soul.
Niall: Sht guys my food is getting burnt we have to fcking get it.
Liam: Oh no, guys, evacuate i'll call 911 .. Wait, was it 919? No 999. Ugh i was never good at numbers.
Harry: IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE TAKE OFF ALL YO CLOTHES.
Louis: SOMEBODY CALL 911 SHAWTY FIRE BURNING ON DA DANCE FLO!

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Pluto*
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 10:48am UTC

Some Random Guy On Witty: "All Girls On Witty Are Beautiful. Each And Every One Is Drop Dead Gorgeous."
How 95% Of Girls On Witty React: Omg You're so sweet. I wish there were more guys like you. There should be more people like you in the world. In that way the world would be a better place.
How The 5% Of The Girls On Witty React: ....Ha! Nice try xD *scrolls down*
Are You That 5%? ;D

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forgetxmexnot
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 12:17am UTC

the worst sight in the world is...
{ SEEING YOUR MOTHER CRY }
forgetxmexnot

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 6:54am UTC

|||||||| Guys have a fight, there's a punch, it's over .. ||||||||.Girls don't fight fair.||||||||They gang up, they keep secrets, they plot. ||||||||They can cut you down with a look.- Pretty Little Liars

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 9:26pm UTC

When your hair smells good
so you shove it in your friends faces

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