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  1. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    When I see 14 year olds in the Olympics,
    It makes me question what I've been doing my whole life...
    -nmf

  2. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Website: did you know that the more attracted you are to a person, the easier it is for
    that individual to make you laugh?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: is that why i laugh at my own jokes

  3. sydkid123 sydkid123
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
    me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

  4. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    **When My Name's In A Math Problem**
    Class: *Stares At Me*
    Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

  5. Soccerbabe23 Soccerbabe23
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Wanting a boy
    to give you a piggy-back ride
    but you're afraid
    you're too heavy.

  6. GrantO_O GrantO_O
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    I remeber when staying up past
    midnight was hard to do, now it
    a bad habit.

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:57am UTC
    when i smile at people
    AND THEY DON'T SMILE BACK
    literally makes me want to drop kick them
    cheer the f/ck up
    - Sam pepper
    (OneDirection)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. soccerxXxbabii soccerxXxbabii
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:26am UTC
    I’ll wait for the guy that will sit through all my Disney movies.
    When we are at a restaurant, he’ll ask the waitress for crayons
    Because he knows I like to color and he won’t care what anyone thinks.
    He’ll bet me kisses that he can beat me in video games, and then cream me.
    When it’s that time of the month, he won’t run away like a coward.
    He’ll hold my hand and listen to my mean comments.
    I won’t have to dress up to be beautiful. He’ll beg me not to wear any makeup.
    He would never even consider leaving after we had a fight.
    He won’t back down when he’s right and he’ll prove me wrong.
    I’ll never have to worry about looking stupid or being judged.
    His mom will know all about me because he’ll talk about me; a lot.
    Our friends will consider use the perfect couple.
    We’ll have tickle fights and he won’t stop till I’m crying from laughing so hard.
    I’ll find cute little notes telling me how much he loves me.
    If I tell him to leave me alone, he won’t, he’ll stay there and hold me.
    He won’t care that I can’t cook, but he’ll teach me how to make our favorites.
    He’ll laugh when I fall, but help me up and whisper “its okay, I still love you.”
    I’ll be able to call him at 3 in the morning just to tell him I miss him
    And he would never get mad. He’d say I miss you too.
    When I fall asleep on the phone with him, he won’t hang up.
    He’ll stay on all night until the morning and I’ll wake up to good morning beautiful.
    He won’t care of I don’t have the smallest waist or the biggest boobs.
    To him, I’ll be perfect and he’ll love me for me.
    We’ll go on spontaneous picnic trips even if it ends up raining.
    He’ll show me off to the world; not by making out or kissing
    But just by holding my hand. He’ll get a little jealous if I talk to other guys.
    Not because he doesn’t trust me but because he’s afraid to lose me.
    He will know every single flaw of mine and won’t care about them at all.
    I love you more fights will be a constant thing between us.
    We’ll have cute nicknames for each other and no one else will know what they mean.
    He’ll be my best friend, my soul mate, my lover. And he will be there forever.
    He’ll love me as I am.
    nmf

  10. eve123 eve123
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Zoey May
    Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Toby Jackson
    In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
    26 minutes ago · Like
    True stuff

  11. ReganAlexis ReganAlexis
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Fave if you shower. Let's see who's dirty.

  12. loveablerogues loveablerogues
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:34am UTC
    Loveable Rogues fact #01
    Eddies
    favourite biscuit is jammy dodger

  13. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Fans:
    Harry Potter fan: I wanna go to Hogwarts!
    Percy Jackson Fan: I've always wanted to go to Camp Half Blood
    Hunger Games fan: I'm fine...

  14. ricecrispy2128 ricecrispy2128
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Fave this
    if you love your mom.
    It is mother's day after all...
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  15. CandyBurst CandyBurst
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner.
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped.

  16. FindMadeleine FindMadeleine
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 4:46am UTC
    Today is a very inportant day...
    Madeleine Mccann
    Some of you will be sat there thinking; "I Know that name from somewhere!" But MOST of you will be thinking; "Who the h*ll is she?" Well let me tell you something; this little girl is very special.
    This little girl was abducted on May 3rd 2007, on a family holiday in Portugal, Praia de luz. She was 9 days from her 4th birthday. She never got to spend her 4th birthday with her family.
    When this little girl disappeared, she had fair blonde hair, shortish, and lovely eyes. Her eyes were green, and her right eye had a black eye diagonal line coming from her pupil. Maybe she still looks like this now, maybe she has dyed hair. Maybe she has her hair cut, or longer. Maybe shes more tanned.
    What this quote is about, is that Today, May 12th 2012,
    Is Madeleines 9th Birthday.
    Madeleines family have been without Madeleine for 5 years and 9 days.
    They have missed her 4th,5th,6th,7th,8th, and 9th birthday.
    They missed Madeleines first day of school.
    They probably missed loads more.
    We cant let Madeleine be missing for another year.
    We have to bring her back for her double numbers,
    Number 10.
    Please, just take a moment to say a little prayer to Madeleine, that she will return home safe and sound, and that shes ok now, wish her a happy birthday.
    Please, to raise awareness of Madeleine,
    [♥] this quote.
    Madeleine needs it.
    She needs to come home.

  17. TheOneWhoLovesYou TheOneWhoLovesYou
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 4:50am UTC
    Did You Know,
    If You're Parents Never Had Children.
    Chances Are, You Wouldnt Either.

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