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TheMalfoyChick
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July 11, 2012 10:50pm UTC

I h a t e i t w h e n a g r e a t s o n g is p l a y i n g i n a s t o r e
And then they ask for like, Joe over the intercom
No. Joe can go f*ck himself

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perishinghumanity
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July 10, 2012 2:28pm UTC

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dearoceantown*
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July 10, 2012 5:07pm UTC

THINGS THAT ANNOY ME
1) Slow Internet.
2) When the Internet is slow.
3) When you're on the Internet, and it moves slowly.

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BravoSierra
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July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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xkeepshiningx
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May 29, 2012 7:04pm UTC

hi maddy you're perfectest
d o n ' t d e l e t e t h e t r u t h
kbye

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xkeepshiningx
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May 30, 2012 8:31pm UTC

it is sad knowing
that you don't feel the same way.

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xkeepshiningx
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June 3, 2012 12:45pm UTC

eventually, we will all realize
that you don't have to change to be perfect.

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xkeepshiningx
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June 9, 2012 12:13pm UTC

I don't want to leave,
I just want to be saved. ~

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ThatsSoMeee
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June 15, 2012 3:05pm UTC

...then you smiled at me
I took many hours to get to sleep that night

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FightingAgainstAnorexia
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June 15, 2012 3:25pm UTC

ONCE UPON A TIME
people actually believed the story would end with a "happily ever after."

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LlamaLoni
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June 14, 2012 9:59pm UTC

It's been 54 days without cutting.. I don't think I can last one more minute... I just want the pain and everything to end... I'm sorry wittians...

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all_you_need_is_love14
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May 30, 2012 3:22pm UTC

BravoSierra's format (=
[ Things we've all done #5 ]
recieved a text message and thought, "What? I have friends?!"
should I continue?

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SocceRocks3145
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May 30, 2012 4:52pm UTC

So After me & my boyfriend broke up My best friend said this.
'It's okay boo♥ keep your head held high, your a beuaitful talent girl, He's going to miss you.'
FAV IF YOU THINK THAT'S CUTE(:

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AlNicholas
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May 14, 2012 6:15pm UTC

you thought this was
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two seperate quotes, right?

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ReganAlexis
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May 13, 2012 4:38pm UTC

Fave if you shower. Let's see who's dirty.
♥

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sophsunflower12
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May 12, 2012 9:02pm UTC

*painting your nails*
one hand: perfect.
other hand: looks like a blind cat did it.

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