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The_Drama_Girl
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July 5, 2012 8:18am UTC

One Direction at the Park:
Paul: Alright boys we can hang out here for a while if you wa - HARRY LEAVE THAT LADY ALONE
Harry: But..we just like...get on really...well
Paul: For Christs sakes...LOUIS WHY IS THAT GIRL CRYING
Louis: THE BTCH IS WEARING CROCS AND SOCKS PAUL I NEEDED TO SAY SOMETHING
Paul: LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE LOUIS
Louis: Paul stop being so rude -snaps fingers in z formation and walks out-
Paul: Well at least the other boys are beha - NIALL WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SANDWICH?
Niall:-points to couple enjoying picnic not noticing him- NIALLER LIKE A PUMA
Zayn: I RAN UNDER A BRANCH AND NOW THERES LEAVES IN MY HAIR LIAM WHERES MY BRUSH AND MIRROR OMG I CAN FEEL THEM IN MY QUIFF EW
Paul: ZAYN CALM DOWN! NIALL GIVE THE SANDWICH BACK! At least Liam isn't doing anything ba- WAIT WHAT
Liam: -goes over to couple making out- What you two are doing is highly inappropriate . there are small children here, remember. be safe and use protection later. You'll thank me
Harry: -to old woman- I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
Paul: This wasn't in my contract

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Softball2112
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August 21, 2011 12:09am UTC

Guys have friends that are girls
Because it gives them someone to talk about their feelings with.
≈♥≈
Girls have friends that are guys
Because there is soooooo much less drama.
≈♥≈

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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June 20, 2012 3:41pm UTC

I've always wanted to say:
"Hi, my name is _______ and you're watching Disney Channel!"
*Draws Mickey outline*

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July 2, 2012 9:13pm UTC

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xomeggie914
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June 29, 2012 4:15pm UTC

seeing a cute little boy and thinking
your going to be very attractive when your older ;)
format by julietechoecho

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BravoSierra
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July 1, 2012 7:33pm UTC

*11:11*
Me:I wish for..*11:12* Me: Biitch, I wasn't done.

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Izzy10bella
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 12:14pm UTC

Most girls: I hangout with guys, there's less drama than with girls.
Me: I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to wear pants.

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Hey, can you grab some tampons and bring them home? My period hit today.
Oh crap that was for my mom!
I just picked up some tampons, candy, and I'm at the movie store. What movie do you want?
I love you <3 (:
I honestly love him.

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laxgrlie624
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 12:12pm UTC

No, Cough Syrup.
You are not grape flavored.
Have you ever tasted a grape
You taste like death and the tears of small children.
Not grape.

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伤*
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 1:06pm UTC

In a interview
Selena gomez said "i only like zayn in one direction."
In another
interview harry said "i only like justin bieber in jelena."
NMF/Quote by OneDirection

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WhatsSoFunny
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 7:27pm UTC

Girls with curly hair want straight hair
Girls with straight hair want curly hair
Simple as that.

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Scarlettgirl8
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 8:30am UTC

15 Years from Now:
Kid1: Hey. Whats your name?
Kid2: Niam. You?
Kid1: Larry.
Kid2: Your mom likes One Direction too?
Kid1: Ohhh yeah.

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KatieInAStrangeLand
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July 5, 2012 3:21pm UTC

And does anyone else read:
'Put this into your own words'
As:
'Rearrange the words slightly'?

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yonkers
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July 5, 2012 12:40pm UTC

Lucid Dreaming
What is it?
A lucid dream is a dream in which you're aware that you're awake. This means you're
aware that nothing can hurt you. You can control yourself, and if you practice a lot,
you can even control the dream and the things in it.
How do you do it?
There are a couple of methods of doing it, most people I know normally just lay completely
still with their arms by their sides and their eyes closed. You must lay completely still. Your
brain will start sending signals to your body like itches or wanting to move/open your eyes
but you have to ignore all of these impulses! It's hard but totally worth it. Make sure you're
in the right mindset while lying there (e.g. thinking about what you want to dream about
and focusing completely on lucid dreaming). After about 20-30 minutes, you'll feel weight
on your chest, but don't worry, it's not scary. This means you're finally in sleep paralysis!
Open your eyes and you'll start to hallucinate, then close them again and you'll start to
dream instantly.
My experience
I normally use the Wake Back To Sleep method (Google it) but some people find that
annoying and it ruins your sleeping pattern. In some of my dreams I've met the care
bears, been given a million dollars, visited Paris, and I've only had one bad experience
but since you're aware your dreaming, it doesn't really matter. I try to lucid dream about
once or twice a week, it's truly an awesome experience. So yeah I just wanted to share
this with you guys so you could try it. If you have and questions, ask me! (:

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 12:20pm UTC

I wanted to send you something sexy
but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.

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Purpal32
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July 4, 2012 11:00pm UTC

They keep saying my right person will come along.
I think mine got hit by a truck.

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 12:19pm UTC

"I like your hair"
Thanks. I grew it myself.

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MyNamesDillon
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 12:21pm UTC

I want a relationship where,
we talk like bestfriends, play like kids, argue like husband and wife, & protect eachother like siblings.
nmf

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Lgirl
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July 2, 2012 11:13pm UTC

Manicure
(Noun)
Description:Paying 30 dollars to get made fun of in a foreign launguage.

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OneDirectionQuotes
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July 3, 2012 1:03pm UTC

You say One Direction's only
famous for their looks?
Yeah, I bought their album
To listen to their faces.

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