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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Boo, you whoire.

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 12:04am UTC
    hakuna matata,
    what a wonderful phrase
    hakuna matata,
    ain't no passin' craze
    it means no worries,
    for the rest of your days.......
    it's a problem free
    philosophy
    hakuna matata.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 11:10am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    That awkward moment
    When everyone in your class is laughing and you're like "What just happened?"

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 11:14am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    If you sext, do you get a phoner?

  5. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    missed my ride home
    lost my iphone, wouldn't have it any other way
    FORMAT BY JIMMY365

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    That annoying moment when
    you close the wrong tab.


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    ^^I drew you a picture of how much I care.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability.
    Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month.

  10. LifeUncharted3 LifeUncharted3
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Checking the time on
    your phone twice
    because you forgot it
    the first time.

    nmq

  11. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    Everyone gets tired of me eventually.

  12. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    Roommates
    Chapter 34
    "Which one is better? The white one or the denim one?" Kristina asked, holding up two skirts.
    "White." I pointed.
    She sighed, and studied the white miniskirt. "But, I'm on my period. It would look bad if I leaked on my date."
    "Then denim." I said, barely paying any attention.
    "But then again, the denim is way too casual." she groaned.
    "Kristina, your date is taking you out to a movie. Don't stress."
    "But it's a first date! And, I really like this guy. He's hot." she gushed, biting her lower lip in excitement.
    "Denim is fine." I assured.
    "Alright, fine, Miss Love Doctor." she winked.
    She walked over to her drawer of clothes, and put the white miniskirt back inside.
    After another hour, Kristina turned to me, looking perfect.
    Her blonde hair was loosely curled, and her make up made her brown eyes stand out. Her denim miniskirt made her legs look long, and her black top showed sexy yet elegance.
    I was quite jealous of Kristina. She was gorgeous.
    "Crap, it's eight! I'm going to be late." she panicked, fishing in her closet for her purse.
    She finally found it, and grabbed it, making a run out the door.
    "Bye Carson! Thanks!" she called out before slamming the door shut.
    The dorm was completely silent now, and Brett's door was closed, with the lights out.
    He probably went to bed early today.
    I mentally groaned in my mind, as I took out of homework to finish it for the night.
    It took a few hours before everything was done.
    My hands were weak from writing and typing so much.
    It was 10:00 when Brett finally came outside of his room.
    His black hair was messy, and he had deep, dark circles under his blue eyes.
    He didn't even make eye contact with me.
    It was like I wasn't even there to him.
    I watched as he opened the fridge, and took out a can of Coke.
    Without a word, he returned back to his room, closing and locking it shut.
    I stayed up for another two hours, until the front door burst open with Tyson and Kristina laughing and holding hands.
    They immediately noticed me, and pulled each others hands away.
    I frowned, as a small smirk appeared on my lips.
    "Kristina, Tyson?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.
    Kristina blushed, as Tyson's eyes grew wide.
    "We're not dating!" Kristina quickly said.
    I chuckled. "Kristina, I never said you guys were."
    Kristina's cheeks turned into a deeper red, as Tyson coughed.
    "Huh, so this is the 'hot guy' you were getting so excited for." I laughed, enjoying myself.
    Kristina bit her lip in embarrassment, but Tyson seemed to enjoy this just as much as I did.
    "I try my best." Tyson winked.
    "Ty!" Kristina whispered, smacking his stomach with her purse.
    "Kidding! Kidding!" Tyson said, blocking her arms.
    I rolled my eyes playfully.
    "Guys, it's okay. I think it's cute." I smiled.

  13. blondieeex3 blondieeex3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    I wrote swag on a sticky note, and stuck it to my light switch.
    now,
    everymorning i can wake up, and turn my swag on

  14. imegacool imegacool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 1:10pm UTC
    If your mom or best friend got cancer,
    would you shave your head?
    comment/just wondering

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 3:27pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    IT'S
    ALMOST
    CHRISTMAS

  16. xEmmax xEmmax
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 3:47pm UTC
    One time, I had a boyfriend, a ton of friends, and I was gorgeous.
    Then I woke up.

  17. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    "Is there gonna be food?"
    "Yeah"
    "Okay then I'm coming."

  18. VividDreamer VividDreamer
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    If Belle c an fall in l o v e
    with a b e a st,
    why can't you just like me?

  19. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE
    IS GAY, LESBIAN, BISEXUAL OR TRANSGENDER DOES NOT MEAN THEY'RE NOT HUMAN.
    format by: h0peful.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 1:25am UTC
    distance doesn't ruin relationships.
    doubting your love and not trusting each other enough does.
    not my fade or quote.

:)

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