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  1. lipudlo17 lipudlo17
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    - I have something to tell you, I kissed your boyfriend
    - WTH!!! Why?!? I thought you were my friend?
    - I don't know, it just sorta happened!
    - I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO!!!!
    - TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!

  2. lipudlo17 lipudlo17
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
    1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
    "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
    2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
    "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
    3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
    "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
    4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
    "Because I said so, that's why."
    5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
    "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
    6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
    "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
    7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
    "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
    8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
    "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
    9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
    "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
    10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
    "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
    11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
    "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
    12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
    "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
    13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
    "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
    14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
    "Stop acting like your father!"
    15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
    "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
    16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
    "Just wait until we get home."
    17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
    "You are going to get it when you get home!"
    18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
    "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
    19. My mother taught me ESP.
    "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
    20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
    "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
    21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
    "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
    22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
    "You're just like your father."
    23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
    "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
    24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
    "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
    25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
    "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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  3. lipudlo17 lipudlo17
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    August 9, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups, and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard.
    As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt tug on his overalls.
    He looked down into the eyes of a little boy.
    "Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."
    "Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat of the back of his neck, "these puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."
    The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket,
    he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer. "I've
    got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?"
    "Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle. "Here Dolly!" he called.
    Out from the doghouse and down ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.
    The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight.
    As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed
    something else stirring inside the doghouse.
    Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller.
    Down the ramp it slid. Then in a awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up....
    "I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt.
    The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."
    With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers. In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe.
    Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands."
    With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little pup. Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy.
    "How much?" asked the little boy.
    "No charge," answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love."
    This is seriously one of the cutest things I've ever read! <3
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    August 9, 2012 1:31pm UTC
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    August 9, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    Guys think that girls have pillow fights in their underwear and do each others hair at sleepovers. But in reality, all we do is sit around eating non-stop watching scary movies and laughing every time the stupid blonde dies. :)
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  6. lipudlo17 lipudlo17
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    August 9, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    What if your GPS spoke in Professer Snape's voice? You'd hear things like, "How very like your father you are, you arrogant fool; he would have missed that turn as well..." and "There will be no foolish lane crossing or silly exit-taking for two miles..."
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  7. lipudlo17 lipudlo17
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    August 9, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE:
    - Follow them around the house everywhere
    - Moo when they say your name
    - Run into walls
    - Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
    - Jump off the roof, trying to fly
    - Hold their hand and whisper, "I see dead people"
    - At everything they say yell, "Liar!"
    - Stand over their bed at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say, "Good morning sunshine!"
    - Try to swim on the floor
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  8. lipudlo17 lipudlo17
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    August 9, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    Guy 1: Did you know 'sugar' is the only English word to use the letters 'su' to make the 'sh' sound?
    Guy 2: Really?
    Guy 1: Yeah, for sure.

  9. lipudlo17 lipudlo17
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    August 8, 2012 8:56am UTC
    Stranger: Do you know why firetrucks are red?
    Me: No.
    Stranger: Well, firetrucks have 4 wheels, and 8 people ride in a firetruck
    Stranger: 4+8=12
    Stranger: There are 12 inches in a ruler
    Stranger: Queen Elizabeth was a ruler
    Stranger: There was also a ship named after Queen Elizabeth
    Stranger: The ship sailed the seas, the seas have fish
    Stranger: The fish have fins
    Stranger: People from Finland are also called fins
    Stranger: Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago
    Stranger: Russians are red
    Stranger: And firetrucks are always Russian around
    Me: LOL
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  10. lipudlo17 lipudlo17
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 8:48am UTC
    Josh: Common Mindy, we all know I'm smarter than you!
    Mindy: Oh really? Say fort
    Josh: Fort
    Mindy: Now say it it twice
    Josh: Fort, fort
    Mindy: Now spell it three times
    Josh: F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T
    Mindy: Now what do you eat soup with?
    Josh: Hahahaha! FORK!
    Mindy: Really? 'Cause I eat soup with a spoon. *walks away*
    Josh: O_o

  11. lipudlo17 lipudlo17
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    August 7, 2012 8:26am UTC
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  12. lipudlo17 lipudlo17
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    August 5, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    Sheldon: Lets play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, to settle this.
    Raj: How do you play?
    Sheldon: The rules are quite simple:
    Scissors cuts paper
    Paper covers Rock
    Rock crushes Lizard
    Lizard Poisons Spock
    Spock smashes Scissors
    Scissors decapitates Lizard
    Lizard eats Paper
    Paper disproves Spock
    Spock vaporizes Rock
    and
    (as it always has)
    Rock crushes Scissors
    Raj: ........Okay, I think I got it.
    Howard: O.o

  13. lipudlo17 lipudlo17
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    August 2, 2012 9:38am UTC
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  14. lipudlo17 lipudlo17
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    August 2, 2012 9:32am UTC
    Ra ha Ringtone pick up your phone
    (Ra ha Ringtone pick up your phone)
    Ra ha Ringtone pick up the phone!
    Ra ha Ringtone pick up your phone!
    Ra ha Ringtone pick up the phone!
    Ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting
    Beep beep be-boop!
    Pick up your telephone because you hear your ringtone!
    Woooah!
    Woooah!
    Hahahahahahahaha!
    GET BACK TO WORK!
    I'll follow the first 10 people who can tell me where this is from. :)

  15. lipudlo17 lipudlo17
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    August 1, 2012 3:03pm UTC
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  16. lipudlo17 lipudlo17
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    August 1, 2012 10:37am UTC
    Sheldon: You know, humans aren't the only species to intoxicate themselves using alchol. Can you guess the other? Hint: This species is known for having a trunk.
    Penny: Uhh........a monkey!
    Sheldon: O.o When does a monkey have a trunk?
    Penny: When a suitcase just won't do. :D

  17. lipudlo17 lipudlo17
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 9:16am UTC
    On A Scale From Voldemort To Ponnocchio,
    How nosy are you?

  18. lipudlo17 lipudlo17
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    Spongebob #128
    Spongebob: This is MY candy bar!
    Patrick: Liar! Liar! Plants for hire!
    Spongebob: It's pants on fire, Patrick. :/

  19. lipudlo17 lipudlo17
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 7:53am UTC
    I've always wondered
    'why in action movies, the bad guys can barely even hold their gun, but the good guys are practically professional bounty hunters

  20. lipudlo17 lipudlo17
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 11:12am UTC
    So today I read 'LandonIsWitty''s quote on his feelings towards gay marriage. The things people commented to him made me cry, literally. I myself am Christian and don't neccesarily believe in gay marriage. I don't hate gay people, and I am not saying gay people are "non-human", gay marriage just makes me uncomfortable. However, I do live next door to a lesbian couple. People always ask me when I tell them, "Ooh, do they like, kiss, and stuff?" This makes me uncorfortable as well. They do not show 'affection' towards each other but are happy. My point being, I do not believe in gay marriage, but I respect gay people. God created everyone to be whoever they choose to be. I don't care if the Bible says homosexuals cannot inherit the earth, God loves them anyway. Go ahead and hate on me all you want, but this is MY opinion, and this is how I feel, so if you are still reading this, thank you. <3

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