HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE:

- Follow them around the house everywhere

- Moo when they say your name

- Run into walls

- Say that wearing clothes is against your religion

- Jump off the roof, trying to fly

- Hold their hand and whisper, "I see dead people"

- At everything they say yell, "Liar!"

- Stand over their bed at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say, "Good morning sunshine!"

- Try to swim on the floor

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