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lipudlo17
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 11:20am UTC

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 9:37pm UTC

Me: *on the computer* I'll just go on Witty for a little bit until dinner
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Sister:
Brother:
Cat:
Dog:
Goat:
Pencil:
Grim Reaper:
Unicorn:
Me: *looks at clock* Holy - what year is it?

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Disney Sucks!
-Said No One Ever♥

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 6:57pm UTC

I'm pretty sure...
that I've learned more from tv and the internet,
than I have from school.
nmf

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 9:28am UTC

&& Does anyone else remember when after
"Jimmy Neutron"
ended a 3-eyed monkey would appear on the credits and say,
"Hi! I'm Paul!"

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 9:24am UTC

Admit it.
You've always wanted to taste a
Purple Flurp.

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 9:41am UTC

Pretty girl: What are you doing?
Drake: Oh, nothing just writing a poem. Stupid huh?
Pretty girl: No, not at all. *looks at Drake with googly eyes*
Drake: Well I better go, I have to get home and download a recipe.
Pretty girl: You cook?
Drake: Only when I'm not picking flowers.

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 9:35am UTC

"Who says the sky's
The limit when there's
footprint's on the
Moon."
-Anonymous

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 2:26pm UTC

When I'm talking to someone:
"and then I said..."
"and I was like..."

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 10:14am UTC

Okay you
wanna
TUSSLE?!?.
~Fave if you know where this is from

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 12:16pm UTC

10 Things To Do
When You're
Bored:
1. Make a squirrel out of duct tape. Put it in the middle of the road and see how many cars avoid it.
2. Point up into the sky and say, "Look a dead bird." See how many people look up.
3. Put a snowball in your freezer and throw at someone in the Summer.
4. Walk up to a random stranger in a crowd. Freeze and timidly say, "You're one of them." Run away, trip,
and start to crawl away, occasionally looking back at the person and growling.
5. Point and look up, see how many people look up too.
6. Have a battle to the death between gummie bears and gummie worms.
7. Answer any question you're asked throughout the day with, "Only on Tuesdays."
8. Hide in a recycle/trash bin. Jump out at anyone who walks by.
9. Put blue Gatorade in and Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
10. Play soccer with a giant water balloon.
mq

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 11:55am UTC

THAT AWKWARD
MOMENT
when you can't tell if someone is a guy or a girl.
nmf

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 9:20am UTC

I learned on the radio that kids are crushing candy into dust and storing it in baggies like drugs.......
........I've lost hope for all future generations to come.
Format to kylaz323

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 11:24am UTC

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!.
Format to kylaz323

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 8:57pm UTC

What's up with
all this 'YOLO'
Business
anyway?
it seems like people are using it as an excuse.
"lets marry a monkey!
YOLO!
"lets bake a baby!
YOLO!"
"lets go spy on the
president and go to
federal prison for
LIFE!
YOLO!"
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 9:48am UTC

Cody: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Zack: ......Chihuahuas' have freakishly large ears?!?
Cody: ?
Zack: Cause I mean compared to the little bodies they're just MASSIVE. :D
Cody: No.

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Make your own Harry Potter sentence:
Color of hair:
Blonde: Harry and I
Brunette: Hagrid and I
Black: Snape and I
Red/Orange: Ron and I
Other: Hermione and I
Month of Birthday:
January-February: Fought
March-April: Killed
May-June: Discovered
July-August: Possesed
September-October: Cast a spell on
November-December: Ran away from
Color of shirt:
Red: Dumbledore
Orange: A Dragon
Yellow: Draco Malfoy
Green: Gildaroy Lockheart
Blue: George Weasley
Purple: Bellatrix LaStrange
Pink: Dolorous Umbridge
Other: Voldemort

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 12:50pm UTC

ABC
It's easy as 123
MyMama takes care of me
My Daddy says doe ray me
Ooh, Aah
I wanna piece of pie
Pie too sweet I wanna piece of meat
Meat too tough
I wanna ride a bus
Bus too full I wanna ride a bull
Bull to black
I want my money back
Money too green I wanna jellybean
Jellybean too sour I wanna take a shower
Shower too cold I wanna piece of gold
Gold too pretty I wanna kiss a kitty
Kitty too fat now that's the end of that
So close your eyes and count to 10, and if you miss start all over again.
Fav if you remember singing this with friends at recess.

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 12:32pm UTC

Okay, I want to do a survey, and I would really appreciate it if a LOT of people participated. This is NOT for fav's, I just really want to see these results.
Fav this quote if you believe in ghosts, spirits, life after death, or human-paranormal connections.
Comment if you are a skeptic and don't believe in any of the things mentioned aboved.
nmf/mq
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lipudlo17
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 10:04am UTC

Alright! You've just hightlighted this quote! Now I have a job for you. The first person to comment this must write 1-5 words that make sense together to form a sentence. After that, everyone else who comments must write one word. When added together the words will form a story formed by Wittians everywhere. The helplessly confused who did not highlight this quote will be wondering what the heck is going on. Okay, lets see what kind of story we can write!

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