Stranger: Do you know why firetrucks are red?

Me: No.

Stranger: Well, firetrucks have 4 wheels, and 8 people ride in a firetruck

Stranger: 4+8=12

Stranger: There are 12 inches in a ruler

Stranger: Queen Elizabeth was a ruler

Stranger: There was also a ship named after Queen Elizabeth

Stranger: The ship sailed the seas, the seas have fish

Stranger: The fish have fins

Stranger: People from Finland are also called fins

Stranger: Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago

Stranger: Russians are red

Stranger: And firetrucks are always Russian around

Me: LOL

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