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Member Since: 22 Apr 2012 11:52am

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Location: Pluto

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user id: 294229

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Hi, my name's Lily and I'm very outgoing, energetic,

friendly, and just love to laugh. :D

I've been playing basketball, softball, and fall soccer

year round ever since I can remember, and

my favorite thing to do in my free time is doodle, read,

and hang with friends.

I LOVE the Hunger Games, Lightning Theif, and Harry

Potter series and am a huge fan of the Boston Red Sox.

\^o^/

lipudlo17
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 8:35pm UTC

Welcome to Omegle!
You are now talking with
a random stranger, say hi!
Me: Ok so I really like this guy but I can't work up the nerve to say how I feel, what do I do?
Stranger: I've got a fool proof plan
Me: ?
Stranger: Text him and start playing that 21 questions game, when he asks you who you like
say very casually "yeah, you". If he responds negatively and explains he doesn't feel the same
way, simply correct him and say "yeah, you?". This way no feelings get hurt, there's
no awkwardness and you know how he feels about you. Everybody wins!
Me: omg who are you an angel sent from heaven?

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 9:52am UTC

Seniors>Juniors>Sophmores>Administration>Staff>Janitors>Bugs>Trees>Dirt>Freshman

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lipudlo17
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July 13, 2013 9:16pm UTC

if everybody were happy in a relationship, there wouldn't be any good music.

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 4:24pm UTC

That awkward when you already said "moment" in your head before you read it.
0.o

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 1:45pm UTC

♚
KEEP
CALM
AND
carry on
nmf

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 1:37pm UTC

Look Left -------->
You Failed.

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 6:21pm UTC

I've got 99 problems and being attractive would solve at least 30 of them
format credit-rajsonkar

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 10:34am UTC

I. Bet. That. Voice. In. Your. Head.
Is. Making. Little. Pauses. After.
Every. Word.

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 5:11pm UTC

I don't remember agreeing to this "school" thing.
It was probably in the iTunes Terms & Conditions.

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lipudlo17
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March 14, 2013 4:57pm UTC

2013: I'm gonna pop some tags, only got $20 in my pocket
1800: I shalt pop some tags, only possess 20 shillings within my pocket

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC

Um, excuse me, could you please move over?
I can't see you behind all that photoshop.

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 5:32pm UTC

Teen Post #2354:
That mini heart attack you have when your drinking something and it goes down the wrong tube.

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 5:19pm UTC

F.a.v= Single
C.o.m.m.e.n.t= Taken

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 5:14pm UTC

Principal: Have a seat.
Me: Thank you. *picks up chair and leaves*
mq

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 10:25pm UTC

Me: Should I get in trouble for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Me: Good cause I didn't do my homework.

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:06pm UTC

So the world is suppossedly suppossed to end in about a month and you're just sitting here on Witty.
lol same

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 1:36pm UTC

Spongebob: Sandy! *gasp* I need water!
Sandy: Alright Spongebob!
*Hurricane Sandy wipes out entire Eastern Coast*

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 11:28am UTC

Happy Birthday Liam Payne!

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 12:34pm UTC

Superman: No one can know who I really am.
Batman: In order to protect my city I must keep my identity a secret.
Spiderman: I must wear a mask to protect the ones I love.
Iron Man: Screw it, I'm Iron Man

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 6:20pm UTC

snape: Hey I just met you
snape: and this is crazy
snape: But I was under the impression that I am teaching this lesson
snape: so turn to page 394, maybe?

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