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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 3:56am UTC

I'm the type of person who will be in the corner sobbing, yet wipe my face put on a face smile, tell you how "okay" i am and then tell you goodnight.
I'm the type of person who will cut so deep it will pool when my heart beats, but i'll look you straight in the eye and tell you i haven't cut in months.
I'm the type of person who will never tell you how bad i really am, because i know how little you all really care.
I'm the type of person who will sit by and protect you from the world, but know you'll be the one to shoot me dead.
I'm the type of person who hates every cell on my body.
Who are you?
MQ

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 7:39pm UTC

'Bathtub' spelled backwards is
still 'bathtub'.
It's not, but for a second there you believed me.

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 11:37am UTC

Mom: Where did the nutella go?!?!?
Me:
My brother: I dont know?
Me:
My sister: Whats nutella?
Me:

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Majaekstic
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 5:50pm UTC

Roses are red. Violets are blue.
I said, "I love you." But, what did you do?
You broke my heart, you ripped it out of my chest.
I thought you were different. But, you were just like the rest.
Roses are still red. Voilets are still blue.
But everything changed, when I lost you.
•••

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 8:00pm UTC

Let's all take a moment of silence for the beloved website of Stardoll
Because literally half of the Witty population came here because of Stardoll, and then ditched it a few months later for Witty.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 6:24pm UTC

On the outside I'm all excited for Finding Dory to come out
But deep down I'm terrified that it's going to turn out like Mean Girls 2.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 1:30pm UTC

Asking your parents
AFTER you've made the plans.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 4:30pm UTC

Do you ever get that strange feeling
After finishing a really good book?
Right after you finish there is an empty feeling inside your heart.
You want the story to become reality.
You feel a weird sadness as everything relates back to that book.
It makes you want to create changes in your life and become what you always wanted.
The fact that the story is over bogs your mind,
But you don't think you can ever get through reading it again.
The real world comes back, and you wish you could just trade places with the main character.
You got to know the characters so well that it is almost like losing a close friend.
You feel like crying because of your own life, but also rejoicing because you found a new one in that book.
The end of a good book is like closing the door to a world that you will never be able to visit again.
It's probably one of the best and worst feelings in the world.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 1:11pm UTC

I don't care if it's 4am.
It's not tomorrow until I wake up.

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TheRedDress
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 1:21pm UTC

There's a differece,
Between acting happy and being happy.

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 4:44pm UTC

What if Filch from Harry Potter as a young caretaker at Hogwarts when he fell in love
with a young teacher. She was a witch, but Filch was only a squib and he felt he wasn't
good enough for a magical person. The teacher, however, was more in love with Filch
and decided that being with him was more important than being a witch. She recruited
her best student to perform a spell on her to remove her magic, in secret, to surprise
Filch. They scoured the restricted section of the library for a sketchy dark spell to remove
magical abilities. Finally, after they found it, the student performed the curse on the teacher
but the spell went horribly wrong. Instead of becoming a squib, the teacher, Mrs.Norris,
became a cat and since then Filch has always had a vendetta against students for what they
did to her. They guard the restricted section relentlessly so no others will make a mistake like
hers, and they stick around the school in the hopes, that one day, Dumbledore will discover
the counter curse, and they can go back to being lovers.

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bye*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 4:40pm UTC

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Pick German as the ‘from’ language; Press the ‘Listen’-button
You're Welcome.

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sksx9
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March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
posted a quote
June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 7:52pm UTC

“His missing piece was nowhere to be found .”
-John Green

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Homework? Decent grades? The Bible said
Adam and Eve, not Adam and Achieve

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DeathlyHallows
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Love Witty?
Try it ghetto style.
Steps;
1)Go to Google
2)Find Gizoogle
3)Go to the "search" on Gizoogle.
4)Type in Witty Profiles
5)Click on Witty Profiles
6)You now have ghetto Witty Profiles
Welcome.

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Maya323
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 7:20am UTC

Every 60 seconds in
Africa
a minute passes.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 4:47pm UTC

I will go down with this ship
I WON'T THROW MY HANDS UP AND SURRENDER.

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xsetmefree4
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 3:56pm UTC

On April 16, 2013 everyone who self harms, is suicidal, depressed,
has anxiety, is unhappy, going through a broken heart, just lost a loved one, etc. Draw a semicolon on your wrist. A semicolon represents a sentence the author could've ended, but chose not to.
The author is you and the sentence is your life.
PASS THIS ON
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