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Member Since: 19 Mar 2011 02:16am

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lillylovesbacon
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 11:43pm UTC

Today I found out starfish don't have brains.
No wonder why Patrick is so dumb.
<3

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lillylovesbacon
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 9:41pm UTC

Date: November 11, 2011
Time: 11:12
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
♥

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lillylovesbacon
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 8:26pm UTC

The awkward moment when Adele is rolling in the shallow..

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lillylovesbacon
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 8:19pm UTC

Does anyone remember when Keeping Up With The Kardashians
WAS
Hogan Knows Best?

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lillylovesbacon
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 8:22pm UTC

You know it's Summer when
you start getting mosquito bites.

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lillylovesbacon
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June 28, 2011 1:26pm UTC

I don't know which one is worser for your lungs...
O Smoking.
O Breathing in gasoline.
√ Walking into Hollister.

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lillylovesbacon
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 12:53pm UTC

FUN FACTS #1
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

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lillylovesbacon
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 12:29pm UTC

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Did you mean? Underage driving / terrible singing?

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lillylovesbacon
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 10:44pm UTC

Grab somebody ugly
Tell em' BYE! ;)

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lillylovesbacon
posted a quote
June 16, 2011 12:30am UTC

When I kill a spider or any type of bug I always think its family and friends are going to come after me for revenge.

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lillylovesbacon
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 8:45pm UTC

Dear Squidward,
I have a solution for you,
Quit your job and move away from spongebob.

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lillylovesbacon
posted a quote
June 2, 2011 11:55pm UTC

Tommorow is my 12th b-day..
So can I get 12 faves? :/

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lillylovesbacon
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May 28, 2011 2:17pm UTC

///////////////////////
Summer is coming. ♥
So I guess I should probably start shaving my legs again...

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lillylovesbacon
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 2:13pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When you take a shower in the middle of the day & you're not sure whether to put on clothes or pajamas . :)

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lillylovesbacon
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 10:41pm UTC

Dear Microwave,
why are your minutes so much longer then regular minutes?
Sincerely,
Hungry and impatient.

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lillylovesbacon
posted a quote
May 25, 2011 6:26pm UTC

When I pull out a pack of gum at school I make many new friends.

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lillylovesbacon
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May 21, 2011 11:51am UTC

I want to get a tattoo on my back that says made in china.. So I can be just like Barbie. - My little sister.

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lillylovesbacon
posted a quote
May 21, 2011 1:29am UTC

Is your name Karma? Because you're the biggest b◊tch i've ever met.

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lillylovesbacon
posted a quote
May 20, 2011 11:49pm UTC

that mini heart attack you get;
When you think you lost your phone when you left it at home.

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lillylovesbacon
posted a quote
May 20, 2011 7:42pm UTC

Unless you want hair all over your mouth...NEVER wear lipgloss in a convertible car!

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