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lillylovesbacon

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Member Since: 19 Mar 2011 02:16am

Last Seen: 20 Sep 2011 12:32am

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  1. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 11:43pm EDT
    Today I found out starfish don't have brains.
    No wonder why Patrick is so dumb.
    <3

  2. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 9:41pm EDT
    Date: November 11, 2011
    Time: 11:12
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

  3. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 8:26pm EDT
    The awkward moment when Adele is rolling in the shallow..

  4. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 8:19pm EDT
    Does anyone remember when Keeping Up With The Kardashians
    WAS
    Hogan Knows Best?

  5. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 8:22pm EDT
    You know it's Summer when
    you start getting mosquito bites.

  6. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 1:26pm EDT
    I don't know which one is worser for your lungs...
    O Smoking.
    O Breathing in gasoline.
    √ Walking into Hollister.

  7. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 12:53pm EDT
    FUN FACTS #1
    Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

  8. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 12:29pm EDT
    Google
    _________________________________________
    |Rebecca Black |
    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2011 - Privacy
    Did you mean? Underage driving / terrible singing?

  9. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 10:44pm EDT
    Grab somebody ugly
    Tell em' BYE! ;)

  10. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 12:30am EDT
    When I kill a spider or any type of bug I always think its family and friends are going to come after me for revenge.

  11. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 8:45pm EDT
    Dear Squidward,
    I have a solution for you,
    Quit your job and move away from spongebob.

  12. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 11:55pm EDT
    Tommorow is my 12th b-day..
    So can I get 12 faves? :/

  13. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 2:17pm EDT
    ///////////////////////
    Summer is coming. ♥
    So I guess I should probably start shaving my legs again...

  14. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 2:13pm EDT
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you take a shower in the middle of the day & you're not sure whether to put on clothes or pajamas . :)

  15. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 10:41pm EDT
    Dear Microwave,
    why are your minutes so much longer then regular minutes?
    Sincerely,
    Hungry and impatient.

  16. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 6:26pm EDT
    When I pull out a pack of gum at school I make many new friends.

  17. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 11:51am EDT
    I want to get a tattoo on my back that says made in china.. So I can be just like Barbie. - My little sister.

  18. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 1:29am EDT
    Is your name Karma? Because you're the biggest b◊tch i've ever met.

  19. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 11:49pm EDT
    that mini heart attack you get;
    When you think you lost your phone when you left it at home.

  20. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 7:42pm EDT
    Unless you want hair all over your mouth...NEVER wear lipgloss in a convertible car!

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