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lillylovesbacon
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May 20, 2011 7:31pm UTC

Oooh! I GOT A TEXT! I HOPE ITS [........] !!..Great..My monthly payment text...

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lillylovesbacon
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May 19, 2011 9:06pm UTC

Why do eight year olds have phones?What are they going to do? Text Dora?!

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lillylovesbacon
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April 28, 2011 10:18pm UTC

What Voldemort does when he has the chance to kill
Harry Potter:
-Talks to Harry
-Procrastinates
-Talks to himself
-Talks to his wand
-Tries to kill Harry
-Talks to Death Eaters

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April 17, 2011 3:27pm UTC

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lillylovesbacon
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April 10, 2011 7:48pm UTC

Dear death,
We'll trade Dobby for Justin Bieber.
Sincerely,
The World

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lillylovesbacon
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April 10, 2011 7:41pm UTC

So you can pay $6,314,412 on a commercial for starving kids, but you can't
feed them?

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lillylovesbacon
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April 10, 2011 7:35pm UTC

The Charmin Bears enjoy
pooping way to much.

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lillylovesbacon
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April 10, 2011 7:30pm UTC

I like my women the same way I like my
coffee. I don't like coffee.
-Justin Bieber.

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lillylovesbacon
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April 10, 2011 7:25pm UTC

Dear Snooki,
Get back to work.
Sincerely, Willy Wonka

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lillylovesbacon
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April 10, 2011 7:14pm UTC

At what age is it appropriate
to tell my dog he's adopted?

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April 10, 2011 7:09pm UTC

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lillylovesbacon
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April 10, 2011 6:55pm UTC

Spongebob: What do you usually do when I'm gone?
Patrick: Wait for you to come back.
That's true friendship.

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lillylovesbacon
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April 10, 2011 6:44pm UTC

I hate it when I meow at cats and they
don't meow back. Unbelievably rude.

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April 10, 2011 6:38pm UTC

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April 3, 2011 6:02pm UTC

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lillylovesbacon
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April 3, 2011 5:50pm UTC

What Would Happen If The Whole World Farted At The Same Time?..

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lillylovesbacon
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April 3, 2011 5:45pm UTC

At 11:56pm On December 20, 2012, I'm Going To Blast "4 Minutes" by Madonna.

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April 3, 2011 5:43pm UTC

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lillylovesbacon
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April 3, 2011 5:23pm UTC

Girl - What color are my eyes?
B o y - 34C

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lillylovesbacon
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April 3, 2011 5:20pm UTC

Men socialize by insulting each other but they don't mean it...
Women socialize by complimenting each other. They don't mean it either..

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