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  1. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    May 20, 2011 7:31pm EDT
    Oooh! I GOT A TEXT! I HOPE ITS [........] !!..Great..My monthly payment text...

  2. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    May 19, 2011 9:06pm EDT
    Why do eight year olds have phones?What are they going to do? Text Dora?!

  3. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    April 28, 2011 10:18pm EDT
    What Voldemort does when he has the chance to kill
    Harry Potter:
    -Talks to Harry
    -Procrastinates
    -Talks to himself
    -Talks to his wand
    -Tries to kill Harry
    -Talks to Death Eaters

  4. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    April 17, 2011 3:27pm EDT
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  5. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    April 10, 2011 7:48pm EDT
    Dear death,
    We'll trade Dobby for Justin Bieber.
    Sincerely,
    The World

  6. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    April 10, 2011 7:41pm EDT
    So you can pay $6,314,412 on a commercial for starving kids, but you can't
    feed them?

  7. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    April 10, 2011 7:35pm EDT
    The Charmin Bears enjoy
    pooping way to much.

  8. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    April 10, 2011 7:30pm EDT
    I like my women the same way I like my
    coffee. I don't like coffee.
    -Justin Bieber.

  9. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    April 10, 2011 7:25pm EDT
    Dear Snooki,
    Get back to work.
    Sincerely, Willy Wonka

  10. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    April 10, 2011 7:14pm EDT
    At what age is it appropriate
    to tell my dog he's adopted?

  11. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    April 10, 2011 7:09pm EDT
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  12. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    April 10, 2011 6:55pm EDT
    Spongebob: What do you usually do when I'm gone?
    Patrick: Wait for you to come back.
    That's true friendship.

  13. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    April 10, 2011 6:44pm EDT
    I hate it when I meow at cats and they
    don't meow back. Unbelievably rude.

  14. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    April 10, 2011 6:38pm EDT
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  15. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    April 3, 2011 6:02pm EDT
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  16. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    April 3, 2011 5:50pm EDT
    What Would Happen If The Whole World Farted At The Same Time?..

  17. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    April 3, 2011 5:45pm EDT
    At 11:56pm On December 20, 2012, I'm Going To Blast "4 Minutes" by Madonna.

  18. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    April 3, 2011 5:43pm EDT
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  19. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    April 3, 2011 5:23pm EDT
    Girl - What color are my eyes?
    B o y - 34C

  20. lillylovesbacon lillylovesbacon
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    April 3, 2011 5:20pm EDT
    Men socialize by insulting each other but they don't mean it...
    Women socialize by complimenting each other. They don't mean it either..

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