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  1. Althearose Althearose
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 12:06pm EDT
    Casey Anthony was just released from jail
    How much you want to bet someone's getting shot today.


  2. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  3. kattquotes12 kattquotes12
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 10:15am EDT
    at school:
    "Oh, i get it!"
    
    (teacher walks away)
    "Dude, I still don't get it."
    click the '♥ ' if that ever happens to you..

  4. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 11:12pm EDT
    Silly hairdresser,
    always puts my cape on backwards.

  5. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 4:56pm EDT
    Google 241543903 and tell me you aren't the slightest bit confused.

  6. Ohdaarling Ohdaarling
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 4:13pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  7. cutie4490 cutie4490
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 9:29pm EDT
    the awkward moment
    When your in a store and you pick up a neatly folded shirt, then trying to fold it as nice, but it doesnt work out so you just kinda give up.
    nmf

  8. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 5:14pm EDT
    J.K. Rowling told a better love story in one chapter than Stephanie Meyer did in 4 stories

  9. vanessaloveskarlyxo vanessaloveskarlyxo
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 2:20pm EDT
    The Awkward Moment
    when your watching a movie & you start smiling.. then you realize & suddenly pull a straight face.

  10. TheBlondeScene TheBlondeScene
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 4:34pm EDT
    Fave if you...
    dip your fingers in melted wax, then peel it off
    when it dries.

  11. smileyfacehappy smileyfacehappy
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 8:46pm EDT
    When I'm depressed,
    I CUT MYSELF
    highlight -> a piece of cake. :3

  12. brenbren2 brenbren2
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 1:03pm EDT
    -----------♥-----------
    I say "and yeah"
    When I don't know how to finish a sentence.
    -----------♥-----------
    NMF/ NMQ

  13. candycanelova candycanelova
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 4:56pm EDT
    my boyfriends dads name is bob
    he builds houses
    mila
    fav if you get it :) comment if you dont :)

  14. annabel6 annabel6
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 1:55pm EDT
    saying "okay" a million times
    just to get your parents to
    stop talking.

  15. Iwishyouweremine Iwishyouweremine
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 6:21pm EDT
    I told my bestfriend, "At my funeral, it's your job to dramatically throw yourself on to my casket and yell "WWHHHHHHYYY!!!?
    she agreed. (:
    --------------- ♥ ---------------

  16. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 9:17pm EDT
    TEXTS #63
    Mom: STOP sending me Farmville invites!
    Daughter: Why? It's so much fun!
    Mom: I will kill your sheep
    and make them into UGGS. stop

  17. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 7:33pm EDT
    TEXTS #60
    Daughter: I really want to go to Stacy's party.
    Dad: I really want to buy four pigs. Paint 1,2,3, and 5 on each pig.
    Let them loose in the mall, and
    watch security try to find number 4.

  18. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 7:16pm EDT
    TEXTS #59
    Dad: I just saw a guy fall off his bike.
    He looked around to see if anyone saw his fall. I made sure to make
    direct eye contact.

  19. emilyy26 emilyy26
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 1:19am EDT
    abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
    [♥]after you find the mitsake


  20. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

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