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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. livelaughlovee16 livelaughlovee16
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    today i was an amusmant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works."

  3. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    I just burned 1200 calories.
    I forgot the pizza in the oven.
    Fave if you get it

  4. Marie1388 Marie1388
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Miley Cyrus is
    engaged.
    Does anybody else feel extrememly old?

  5. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    Shrek 1: Came out 11 years ago
    Monsters Inc: Came out 11 years ago
    Dylan and Cole Sprouse: 20 years old
    Miley Cyrus: Engaged
    Hillary Duff: Mom
    That's so Raven: Been off TV for 6 years
    Lizzie McGuire: Ended 9 years ago
    FEELIN' OLD YET?

  6. missmolly07 missmolly07
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    My bunny died.
    Now hes just some bunny that i used to know.....

  7. xochaarlotteexoo xochaarlotteexoo
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    I don't believe in hitting my kids, so I send them to school in crocs and a Justin Bieber shirt and the kids there do it for me.
    ~Adam Sandler

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    My 8 year oldsister's advice on boysMe: What do you do if you like a boy?
    Sister: You tell him.
    Me: What if he doesn't like you?
    Sister: You kill him.

  9. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    I get butterflies when i hear his name,
    But i get knives when i hear hers.

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    There are plenty of fish in the seabut I'm looking for my Nemo,
    so I'll take Dory's adviceand just keep swimming. ❤

  11. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 7:35am UTC
    " I think one direction is loved by girls
    and hated by guys because they sing every word a girl wants to hear
    and what every guys is afraid to say."
    format credit to OneDirection

  12. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    fact about girls:They may have lots of crushesbut their hearts belong to only one special guy.♥

  13. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    It's funny how you can tell
    someone likes someone else
    But you can't tell when
    someone likes you
    nmf

  14. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    If you asked me
    how many times you have crossed my mind
    I would say once,
    because you never really left.

  15. dearoceantown* dearoceantown*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    I wanna be one of those girls
    One of those girls that get perfect grades
    One of those girls that always gets the perfect guy
    One of those girls that are beautiful
    One of those girls that have the perfect family
    One of those girls that are perfect

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    I wanted to run up at him
    and give him a hug.
    A really really long one.

  17. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    You'll never realize how much you like someone,
    until you watch them like someone else. ❤

  18. 1Derfull 1Derfull
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 8:17am UTC
    "I'd rather be a kid and play with paper planes than be a man and play with a womans heart"
    -Niall Horan

  19. MemoIsShy MemoIsShy
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 4:11am UTC
    Let's play yes or no.
    Rules: You can only say 'YES' one time & 'NO' one time.
    Are you pretty? ______
    Are you lying? ______

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 10:00am UTC
    Zayn: "When I was little, I had two cats Lily and Lolo."
    Harry: "Not very original."
    Niall: "Your hamster was called Hamster."

    format credit to OneDirection

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