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xokorii_roccs3
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June 22, 2010 8:50pm UTC

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boomboomlove
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June 22, 2010 10:36pm UTC

wouldn't it be funny if this got on the top quotes page?(;

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soleilsweeti
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June 23, 2010 11:09am UTC

Has anyone else ever wondered...
do guys sleep in the same bed at sleepovers?
do they compare crushes?
do they stay up all night taking?
or do they just play video games or something?
do they help each other out after a girl dumps them?
or do they go with the "tough love" scenario?
has anyone else ever wondered?

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little_miss_sunshine
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June 22, 2010 10:59pm UTC

Man, I'm as bored as a
midget in a theme park

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xthatsxlifex
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June 23, 2010 3:03am UTC

am i seriously
SITTING IN BED AT 3 IN THE MORNING
& Looking for quotes on witty? ♥

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itsmagsxx2
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June 23, 2010 12:41am UTC

favorite this if...
y o u r a l i v e .

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BrookieBaby
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June 22, 2010 7:05pm UTC

if walmart is lowering its prices everyday ,
how come nothings free yet?

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iLoveeNickJonas
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June 22, 2010 7:24pm UTC

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XtryXtoXbreakXmyXheartX
posted a quote
June 22, 2010 7:29pm UTC

I would slap you right now;
but that'd be
animal abuse.

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jjayx5
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June 22, 2010 7:07pm UTC

I'll forgive you when Lady Gaga writes a song
That actually makes sense

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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katelyndufour
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June 23, 2010 4:59pm UTC

Girl comments on Girl 2's Picture: OMG, your soo pretty, stop being pretty k? Its not fair!
Girl 2: Oh shutupp! Yourr soooo prettier then i am! I wanna hit you with a bat, so i wont feel as jelouse!
Girl: Awehh giirrll ♥ HANGOUTS SOON?
Typical...
my guy friend's status on facebook
gotta love boys <3

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princessbela97
posted a quote
June 23, 2010 5:00pm UTC

look mom!!
i found him at school
can we keep him?
PLEEEEEEEEASE?!
format by CMPSunday

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bettynicknick
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June 23, 2010 5:01pm UTC

'duck'
'where'
'SMACK '
'WTF'
'well i told u 2 duck'
-Facebook

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DONT_lie
posted a quote
June 23, 2010 5:02pm UTC

Me and my friends don't talk about vampires and werewolfs...
they are soo 2008!

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bananababies
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June 23, 2010 5:04pm UTC

Stupid State Laws #6
Harper Woods, Michigan- It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
Response: I feel REALLY bad for someone who falls for a bird covered in yellow and blue paint...

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DONT_lie
posted a quote
June 23, 2010 5:06pm UTC

Yeah that's right...
my glasses are taped,
my pants are pulled up past my belly button,
i can do math seconds by the second,
i might not be able to beat you up but i can beat you in a math competition,
I will be doing pie while you are doing drugs,
and i am going much farther then you are.
:) half credit to some quote i saw haha make pretty

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33_LuvU2_33
posted a quote
June 23, 2010 5:07pm UTC

A n y o n e e l s e
jump when the toaster pops?

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bella1098
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June 23, 2010 5:26pm UTC

things to do today :
1 . get up
2 . survive
3 . go back to bed

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xbabyfacexo
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June 23, 2010 5:31pm UTC

MEN ARE LIKE HIGH HEELS THERE EASY TO WALK ON ONCE U GET THE HANG OF IT♥

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