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xomariox
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June 23, 2010 5:35pm UTC
TODAY
I went on Google Images and was about to type "I hate you" so I could clip something onto a website. At "I ha" a suggested search was "i have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head" I completely forgot what I was supposed to search for.
MLIA

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nachoeslover426
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June 23, 2010 5:37pm UTC
We live in an age were pizza gets to your house before the police :)

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xomariox
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June 23, 2010 5:49pm UTC
TODAY
I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 13 years.
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MENT_2_B
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June 23, 2010 5:50pm UTC
MY FRIEND -JOJO- WAS OPENING HER BIRTHDAY PRESENTS...
ME: OH MY GOSH IT'S A TAYLOR LAUTNER POSTER!
JOJOs' MOM: OH I HOPE HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS SHIRT ON!!
MADE MY DAY...

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musicforeverx32
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June 23, 2010 6:10pm UTC
he's my husband.♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
......he just doesn't know it yet.

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DareToBeDifferent_
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June 23, 2010 6:14pm UTC
Am I The Only One?
Who hates in when your being sarcastic, and people take it seriously?

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alyssagirl97
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June 23, 2010 6:18pm UTC
isn't it embarrasing...
when you randomly start laughing out loud at something that already happened

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musicforeverx32
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June 23, 2010 6:26pm UTC
i tried being normal once...
worst five minutes of my life. (:

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tululubell1554
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June 23, 2010 6:32pm UTC
why yes i have tried being normal
it was the worst 20 seconds of my life :)
click the ♥

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musicforeverx32
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June 23, 2010 6:35pm UTC
music ADHD:
changing the song before its even
h a l f w a y
done. (:

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CrazyChica82
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June 23, 2010 6:36pm UTC
if you were my homework ..
i'd do you every night!(:

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alilipgloss77
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June 23, 2010 6:36pm UTC
don't make me laugh.... i'm supposed to be mad at you:)

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channahrella
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June 23, 2010 7:21pm UTC
welcome summer 2010!
when i will wear outfits that
violate the school dress code
e.v.e.r.y. d.a.y. just because i can:)

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youllneverknowx
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June 23, 2010 5:05pm UTC
I hate how the drama keeps going on even when school ends.
youllneverknowx

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iloveyou0002
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June 23, 2010 5:07pm UTC
When I talk to my best friend we dont talk with WORDS we talk with our eyes (:

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