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jstallons
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December 20, 2012 5:23pm UTC

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WeAreTheBoys
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December 20, 2012 5:30pm UTC

I have a black belt in leather.

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quietkid
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December 20, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Don't worry, Mayans.
If you get it wrong,
it's not the end of the world.

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leeuumm
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November 9, 2012 6:10pm UTC

girl: i want you to whisper dirty things to me
guy: living room, bathroom, kitchen

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Minnie16xo
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November 12, 2012 10:29pm UTC

Here's to the kids,
who's parents divorced
with blood battles forced.
Here's to the teenagers,
who's love was lost
with a shattered heart as cost.
Here's to the adults,
who can't find a careerr
and search year after year.
Here's to the elders,
who's retirement funds were taken away
forcing them to struggle until the next day.
Here's to all of us,
who grow strong and fight
all for what we believe is right.

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PurplePinkDreams
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November 16, 2012 3:02pm UTC

nmq
Fat person: I'm not fat! I'm big boned!
Me: Bones don't jiggle.
I didn't mean to offend anyone, I just thought this was really funny. It is a JOKE c:

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Victoria13
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November 10, 2012 10:58pm UTC

Fave this and I'll follow you.
<3

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cookiemonster101
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November 10, 2012 8:41pm UTC

Boyfriend: Babe, are you jealous?
Girlfriend: No
Boyfriend: Really, are you jealous?
Girlfriend: No
Boyfriend: Do you want a kiss
Girlfriend: WHY DON'T YOU GET ONE FROM THAT GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS

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Austinn
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November 10, 2012 8:18pm UTC

Teenager Post # 7677
That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day and don't know if you should wear normal clothes or pajamas...
teenagerposts.tumblr.com
nmf

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Hale_Storm18
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November 10, 2012 2:28pm UTC

There is no such thing as friendship in Mario Kart.
It's all fun and games until somebody picks Rainbow Road.

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maxxvolume13
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November 9, 2012 7:43pm UTC

*in art class*
Slutty Girl: I can't find any paintbrushes!
Me: Oh no! What will you use to put on your makeup?
mq (although it didn't happen)/nmf

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Infinite*
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November 9, 2012 7:46pm UTC

And I thought life couldn't get any worse....

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Peace1231
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November 9, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Being Sick in Elementary School:
Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies!
Being Sick in High School:
OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA .
♥
-tumblr, btw

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Baseballisme
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November 8, 2012 5:58pm UTC

Teacher: What happened in 1809?
Me: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1819?
Me: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

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livelifealltheway
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November 8, 2012 5:42pm UTC

What would Jesus poo?
Holy Sh*t

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Smiliezz900
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November 8, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Sexually rubbing the
wall until you find the
light switch.

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