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  1. vanybee vanybee
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 2:38pm UTC
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  2. xopcs310ox xopcs310ox
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2009 8:24pm UTC
    There Are Three Things Every Girl Wants
    there are three things that every girl wants.
    1. to love someone
    2. for that someone to love you back
    3. for number one and two to happen at the same time.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. foreverbebe foreverbebe
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 1:43pm UTC
    Pick-Up Line Rejection #1~
    Boy: If I could change the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
    Girl: I like it just the way it is, with N and O together.
    </3
    haha all mine no jocking! series?

  5. kellix3 kellix3
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    October 7, 2009 8:07pm UTC
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  6. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2009 11:24pm UTC
    16 things
    To Say When Someone Calls YouCrazy
    1. say, Um,no!The voices only come once a week now
    2. "Quite frankly, my imaginary friend just said he disagrees."
    3. Tomarrow, at 6 a.m dont go on the bus! I feel disaster in your future.
    4. Shhh... (and put you finger on their mouth, then run away while doing an interprative dance.)
    5. Twich and blink exsesivly while you disagree.
    6. Act like you can't understand them and scream, " no speak-ey english-ay"
    7. Punch them in the face and say that your anger managment classes are useless.
    8. Ask if crazy is a new drug and look around frantically while you ask how much they charge.
    9. Stare at them without blinking for 20 seconds and lean in close to their face before you answer them.
    10. Blame it on the wolf pack that raised you.
    11. Don't answer, than when they leave jump on their back and threaten that you will sacrifice them.
    12. Make a sexy pose and say, "do you find that attractive?"
    13. Act flahtered and tell them that you're already seeing someone.
    14. Burst into tears and file for harrasment.
    15. Scream at the top of your lungs before they finish what they're saying and run away.
    16. Explain you're just nervous and instead of bitting your fingernails, frantically bite your toenails.
    i luv this!!!

  7. xxbrittanyy xxbrittanyy
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    October 9, 2009 4:44pm UTC
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  8. bobertcutie bobertcutie
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2009 7:09pm UTC
    People Who Don't Know Me
    think im quiet
    People Who Do Know Me
    wish i was
    - sooo true ((for me at least))

  9. holly_gurl_8 holly_gurl_8
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2009 5:33pm UTC
    I'm The Kind Of Girl That...
    searches the whole for her cell phone when...
    [[its in her pocket.]]
    Walks home from school and then...
    [[realizes she drove to school that day]]
    Put the "shampoo" in her hair and then notices...
    [[that was body wash.]]
    &* spends an hour doing all of her h.w & then remembers...
    [[she only had to do the odds.]]
    Oh Well.
    remake of my old quote.

  10. _authorized _authorized
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    June 25, 2009 1:56am UTC
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  11. Stella242 Stella242
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2009 1:19pm UTC
    when you feel alone
    just look at the spaces inbetween
    your fingers and remember
    thats where mine fit perfectly
    not mine creditt
    to whoeverr


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Softballer14 Softballer14
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2009 12:50am UTC
    Who lit the fuze on
    your tampon?!
    ha. pretty much mine.
    no jockin.
    get it. got it. good.
    :)

  14. x__peaceee x__peaceee
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2009 12:49am UTC
    It's time for someone to
    g o p l a y i n t r a f f i c.
    All mine :)
    ☮ally.

  15. x__peaceee x__peaceee
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2009 12:59am UTC
    I'm thinking the next breath you take should be
    u n d e r w a t e r.
    Venting some more :)
    ☮ally.

  16. die_hardcoldplay die_hardcoldplay
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    May 1, 2009 7:35pm UTC
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  17. simfreakk32 simfreakk32
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 8:14pm UTC
    On my tomb stone
    it's not gonna say
    R I P
    it's gonna say
    B R B

  18. WittyStuffB WittyStuffB
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC
    What the hell was God thinking?
    Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
    their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

  19. RunxForever RunxForever
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2009 7:23pm UTC
    Don't play games with a girl,
    Who can play better than you.

  20. ZGGgymnast984 ZGGgymnast984
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2009 4:16pm UTC
    We're Best Friends
    you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you
    jump of a bridge, i get in a canoe and
    [ s a v e y o u r s t u p i d a s s ]

:)

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