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16 things
To Say When Someone Calls You
Crazy
1.  say, Um,no!The voices only come once a week now
2. "Quite frankly, my imaginary friend just said he disagrees."
3. Tomarrow, at 6 a.m dont go on the bus! I feel disaster in your future.
4. Shhh... (and put you finger on their mouth, then run away while doing an interprative dance.)
5. Twich and blink exsesivly while you disagree.
6. Act like you can't understand them and scream, " no speak-ey english-ay"
7. Punch them in the face and say that your anger managment classes are useless.
8. Ask if crazy is a new drug and look around frantically while you ask how much they charge.
9. Stare at them without blinking for 20 seconds and lean in close to their face before you answer them.
10. Blame it on the wolf pack that raised you.
11. Don't answer, than when they leave jump on their back and threaten that you will sacrifice them.
12. Make a sexy pose and say, "do you find that attractive?"
13. Act flahtered and tell them that you're already seeing someone.
14. Burst into tears and file for harrasment.
15. Scream at the top of your lungs before they finish what they're saying and run away.
 16. Explain you're just nervous and instead of bitting your fingernails, frantically bite your toenails.


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398 faves · 14 comments · Oct 10, 2009 11:24pm

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live_laugh_love_8 · 1 decade ago
4,5 and 12 are my favorites!! =]
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dancer_xo1012 · 1 decade ago
ahaha number 12 && 16 are deffinately my favoritees!
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knoxie00193 · 1 decade ago
I looove this hahha
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cali_love_xo · 1 decade ago
hahahahahaha. ive done a few of those(:
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caitlinrox22 · 1 decade ago
just a question... did u get the wolf pack thing from suite life of zach and cody the camp one?!?!
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katieeex73 · 1 decade ago
wow im pretty sure ive done number eigiht
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Soccerluvxo7 · 1 decade ago
oh my god. i honestly could not stop laughing. to think i have actaully done some of these. oh my god!! i cant stop hahaha nicee jobb..breaaathheeee inn and outt ahh gooddd job!
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dancecheerxoxo · 1 decade ago
love it
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SHORTxSTUFFF · 1 decade ago
Lmao.
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Sarahh_Bearr · 1 decade ago
Number 12 xD
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pheobe123 · 1 decade ago
haha these are great im gonna use these on my friends and stuff haah
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ilyxkelsey · 1 decade ago
haha i saw this yesterday and faved it! now its on top quotes! YAYY! and i used the pose one and was like "do you find tht attractive?" haha hilariouss!
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xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx · 1 decade ago
haha yessss! i love ittt!
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xfanartx97 · 1 decade ago
love it ill deff use it!
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