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                    i could really use a wish right now           


  1. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 1:26am EDT
    I got the letter..
    Like : jaguars
    Dont like: jam
    Love: jamba juice
    Bad: jackasses
    Fav and ill give you a letter J

  2. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 5:57am EDT
    Hey there .
    We’ve been friends for about a year now.
    Ya know what happened a year ago?
    Yeahh…I kiiiinda fell in love with you.
    Even though I loved you I still set you up with my best friends
    You said you like them and I wanted to make you happy.
    You’re a : jerk, player, perv, bad idea
    I don’t care.
    I just want to be with you
    You know all of this
    You know I love you
    Yet, you still treat me just like a friend
    I don’t care that you’re a year younger.
    I still love you.
    I’ve changed just so I can be the type of hot and pretty you’re always talking about
    Hey there, I love you

  3. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2010 1:57am EDT

  4. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2010 4:24am EST
    the witty girl survey♥
    [x]i love justin bieber!
    [ ]nope, jonas brothers rock my world!
    [ ]i like both JB
    [ ]they both suck =P
    [x]taylor swift is amazing
    [x]i freakin love LADY GAGA (=
    [x ]my nails are painted right now =D
    [ ]i have lots of gay friends!
    [ ]i'm bisexual.
    [x]i'm a beatles fan!
    [ ]i hate chocolate
    [x]^^^ are you kidding? chocolate is amazing
    [x]i'm team jacob
    [ ] hell no! team edward!
    [ ]ewww i hate twilight!
    [x]i think taylor lautner is sexyy
    [x]i make quotes based on what really happens in my life
    [ ]my quotes are mostly song lyrics
    [x]i'm religious
    [ ]i ♥ michael jackson
    []megan fox is HOT
    [ ]i straighten my hair everyday.
    []i have a boyfriend
    [ ]nope, I have a girlfriend ;)
    [ ] i'm single and loving it!
    [ x]i'm single and not loving it
    [x]i have lots of blonde moments
    [ x ]blue is my favorite color
    [ ]the notebook has never made me cry
    [x]i saw new moon when it came out
    [ ]i can not eat un-buttered popcorn because it tastes weird

  5. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2010 5:26pm EST
    me luv yeww!
    (and your abs ;D)

  6. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 10:57pm EST
    On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain letter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death.
    This is the bulletin he read:
    My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.​​​You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight.
    sorry this freaked me outt

  7. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2009 1:31pm EST
    Gosh, where would we be without this girl?

  8. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2009 6:44pm EST
    95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump.
    repost this to your status if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!"
    ha ha ha
    love this
    repost if you like <3

  9. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2009 5:56pm EDT
    Type your name with your nose!
    bridgtet- Bridgette, lol.
    vanessdsa- Vanessa :D ahhahahahhha!
    daqsey6- casey! waoh
    lilly- Lilly (: yay!
    daruibn- Darin
    racheol- Rachel almost!!!!!
    skye- Skye ;) woohoo.
    erica: Erica
    bella: Bella =D
    briana: yay (:
    kt- katieee (:
    beca- haha i was so close it's becca!
    marea- haha i did it!!
    t5q54qa-hahaha tara i suck! my nose is too fat!
    kayla-haha i did it!!
    swqi ~ (not even close : Sammi)
    mehrrrrrrrrrrrreen-- haha, almost did it. (mehreen) too many rr's i must be cold. XD
    stephanie- YAY!!! [ dont worry ... im just really good at this.. :]] ]
    brooke- ohhhh baby i got it =]
    eqnhie3oooe3= first try lol deanhielle= second thats colser my name is danielle
    cabla = cayla [[SECOND TRY]]
    paige- YAY! i did it!!!! :o]
    m4etygqn-1st try (megan) megan- awesome I DID IT!! =)
    jess88i9ca - haha its supposed to be jessica but its close enough! :]
    alexzandrsa - oooh so close [ alexzandra ]
    brianna ~~ WOOT WOOT!! I DID IT!LOL! ") =) xD
    mkewgyhtaqnjh- megan uhhh...

  10. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2009 10:27pm EDT
    What will I be when I grow up?
    i want to hold your hand
    Who will I marry?
    he lives in you
    Say something about me
    Favorite thing to do?
    dream of new day
    My feeling right now
    nothing better to do
    Im doing this right now
    dream on
    dirty diana
    dude looks like a lady
    What am i doing tommarrow?
    teardrops on my guitar
    Express myself
    if your going through hell
    I hate...
    the wizard and i
    I love...
    someday my prince will come
    march of the witch hunters
    battle of hymm the repulblic
    Eating this...
    in the end
    Good thing?
    joshua giraffe
    Bad thing?
    see you again
    Is this game fun?
    i just died in your arms tonight
    How do you feel about this game?
    Should i ask a stupid question?
    savin' me
    How many bannanas did you eat last Thursday?
    east northunbelem high
    Are you sad this is almost over?
    electtic slide
    Wll you tell your friends about this game?
    i dont think about it
    Will they take it?

  11. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2009 9:40pm EDT
    There was this girl and she was with
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    It had creatures in the background and the
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    then, an instant message came up.
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to die!

  12. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2009 7:56pm EDT
    I had a dream, that the world was green

  13. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2009 3:39am EDT
    click to see this quote

  14. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 6:53pm EDT
    I'm the kinda girl who will laugh
    at a joke
    a MONTH later

  15. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 12:05am EDT

  16. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 11:10pm EDT
    Some People Say I Mess Up
    I Just Say i Take Chances
    That Don't Really Work Out

  17. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 9:11pm EDT
    Sign If You Love Justin Drew Bieber
    - purplesloth1331

  18. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 11:50pm EDT
    i was in the car with my dad and the song "One Time"
    came on and i was like
    thats justin freakin bieber!
    So i turn it up really loud
    usually my dad would turn the music down
    but he keep it loud
    Justin: 100% dad approved

  19. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 3:33am EDT
    you break her heart
    i break your face

  20. hammy6666 hammy6666
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2009 8:20pm EDT
    Now I Know Why They Tell You
    **not to try it at home**
    I BROKE A NAIL!!!!

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