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Hey!! 12 years young.....blow out the candles on september 27th...btw the name's Julia. <3333
in 7th grade middle school :)

I love softball and am a pitccherrr! GO YANKEEEES! (no haters pleeease)



Status: chatting with ppl on witty........listenin to music

 
HEY ITS BLONDEJOKES!
first of all this awesome layout was made by justbreathe_
so if u like it...shes the one to ask!! 
fave song rite now is "replayyyy" oh and NO JOCKERS PLEASE!
just give credit please!!!

 

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  1. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2009 9:55am UTC
    Am i the only one;
    who has to sing the alpahbet when she looks
    up words in the dictornary?

  2. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2009 9:55am UTC
    Am i the only one;
    who cant STAND to hear her voice
    in recordings or videos?

  3. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2009 9:51am UTC
    Am i the only one;
    who flinches in her bed,
    because you had a dream you were
    falling?

  4. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2009 6:27pm UTC
    Shawtys' like a melody in my head
    That I can't keep out
    Got me singin' like
    Na na na na everyday
    It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
    Remember the first time we met
    You was at the mall wit yo friend
    I was scared to approach ya
    But then you came closer
    Hopin' you would give me a
    chance

  5. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2009 6:17pm UTC
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    lol its patrick! i wusz bored...fav?

  6. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2009 8:45pm UTC
    & Now i Live in the world where;
    if you are not 'pretty' its harder to find friends,
    if you are at least 10, cursing becomes a habit,
    if you tell someone a secret, it will never stay that way,
    if you are going out with someone, you have a feeling they are using or cheating on you,
    if you are in middle school you have experienced heartbre/ak,
    if you live in this world ( and not figured it out already) its full of liars and cheaters,
    If all your jeans are not from abercrombie, you are considered a freak,
    & everyone becomes the person they swore they would
    never be.
    all mineee...*****

  7. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2009 9:18am UTC
    When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion.
    Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh.
    -Paris Hilton
    Like yesterday, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
    Then I read this quote and was like...oh.
    -Me
    so not mine but i luv this

  8. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2009 8:45am UTC
    "I'm done.
    I'm sick of waking up that extra hour,
    laughing even louder than i can handle,
    and worrying what you think of my every single move.
    cause now,
    im finally, over and done
    with you.."
    all mine...

  9. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2009 9:56pm UTC
    & Am i the only one;
    who has to look behind the shower curtian
    before she goes to the bathroom
    because im afraid something might
    pop out?
    lol sometimes i do this. all mine! any1 else?

  10. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2009 9:47pm UTC
    its funny;;how;
    one day you say you are "in love with me", the next day,"you dont give a crap"
    oneday you "cant live with out me", the next day, "ur glad im moving next year"
    one day you "hug me", thenext day you "dont even want to talk"
    Isnt it funny; how; you bro/ke my heart.
    minee...took a long time so dont jock please

  11. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2009 9:37pm UTC
    Fun things to do at Walmart :)
    1. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.
    2. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me, pick me."
    3.Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
    4. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, No, no- It's those voices again.
    5. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?'
    6. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
    7. Move Caution: Wet Floor signs to carpeted areas.
    8. Tune all the radios to a polka station - then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
    9. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares,and see what happens.

  12. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2009 8:10pm UTC
    Today, I drank out of one of my little
    brother's straws that changes colors
    every time you take a sip. Not only was I
    amused all day, but now I know I'm probably
    hydrated for the rest of my life.
    MLIA.

  13. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2009 8:00pm UTC
    Read this out loud:
    This is this cat
    This is is cat
    This is how cat
    This is to cat
    This is keep cat
    This is an cat
    This is idiot cat
    This is busy cat
    This is for cat
    This is forty cat
    This is seconds cat
    now go back and read the
    THIRD word only, in each
    line from the
    start.

  14. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 6:25pm UTC
    BESTFRiENDS?
    not really. more like two girls who
    accidently met in pre school. two
    little girls who have been thru so
    much crap that we look back and
    laugh. too many sleepovers, too
    many fights over too many boys,
    [[ who by the way weren't worth it ]]
    too many pictures, too many texts
    so i guess you could call us
    B E S T F R i E N D S
    but we perfer the phrase
    S i S T E R S
    xox

  15. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 6:14pm UTC
    i wish everyone was blind
    the world would be seen in such a different way
    there || would || be || no
    blacks ;; and ;; whites
    no pretty, popular girls and no ugly, nerdy girls
    --> no judgement about clothes and hair <--
    because when you are b l i n d
    you can still see somethings
    like people's [( hearts )]

  16. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 6:11pm UTC
    Today...
    Dora The Explora
    was on the tv. i lost the remote &&
    i was looking for it through out the whole episode
    finally, i found it at the end when
    "we did it! " was playing.
    i felt that me & dora had a connection.
    MLIA

  17. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 6:03pm UTC
    HEY 90'S KIDS;
    Remember when..
    Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
    Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
    Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
    "Talk to the hand" said it all?
    The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
    Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
    Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
    Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
    When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
    All movies came out on VHS?
    The Rugrats were still babies?
    Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
    You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
    Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
    You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
    Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
    FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3
    i know this is around alot but i love it! not minee

  18. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 10:25am UTC
    sweatpants, hair tied,
    chillin' with no makeup on, that's when you're the
    prettiest, i hope that you don't take that wrong. <3

  19. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 10:02am UTC
    And as it poured down rain she
    just stood there. Not moving at all. Shes looking up to the
    sky, eyes closed, and wishing. Wishing someone would
    actually except her for who she is. Wishing everyone would
    stop lying to her. Wishing he would love her. She started
    to cry but no body would see. As she kept standing there she
    heard someone call her name. She tried to focus her eyes
    but then someone grabbed her. She was scared and was about
    to scream until the person kissed her. When she took a step
    back she saw that it was him. Her best friend that she always
    loved, but was so stupid not to notice it before. He looked into
    her eyes and said, "I love you. Ive always loved you." She
    smiled and replied back, "I love you too."
    not minee! llove this

  20. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 9:58am UTC
    You don't
    just stop ;;
    loving someone ;; either you
    never did or a l w a y s will
    credit to ilovemusicx33 for the quote...credit for the edit<33

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